The Best Line In A Film. Bloody Ever...

The Flemster

The Flemster

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Go on, don't be shy...

And don't try and be all clever.
Whilst I won't apply rules, it would be really shite to have 101 quote from 'Citizen fucking Kane', etc.

What I REALLY want is the sort of line you've heard and can't wait for the opportunity to use in real life.
With me?

Play along anyway, eh?

As usual, I shall jump in a bit later on with my own choice (mainly 'cos I'm still pished from England winning against the valiant Swiss!)

The Flemshter.
 
Mmmh, don´t know really. How about: They attacked me.....I have killed them all

From ....what was the name?.... Total Recall, yes that was it.
 
"parry, parry, thrust thrust" basically anything from men in tights

"i see you have the ring, and your swarts is as big as mine"
"i KNEW it, im surounded by assholes, KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES" god mel brooks rocks
 
"Don't fuck with me."


Said Macaulay Culkin to Elijah Wood in "The Good Soon" -- a totally uncharacteristic film for both of these actors. A spooky film about evil.
 
I posted this in the favorite movie quotes thread in arts and culture, but I think it could do with another mention.

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers whole you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making the movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit our shit, then eat their shit which is made of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then all you motherfuckers are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
<a href="http://sfy.ru/sfy.html?script=jayandsilentbob">Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back</a>
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I've always liked this one as well.

Your brain's got... the shell on it...
Tommy Boy
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"youll get slapped and like it"
LOL that is so dam amusing. i dont like Bogart but hes been given some 'hum-dingers' over the years.
"you a big man, but your out of shape, for me its a full time job" *hits fat man*
Ditto for Caine, except i like him.
 
Gone With The Wind..........

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."

On The Waterfront........

"You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let's face it......It was you, Charley."

A Few Good Men........

"You can't handle the truth!"


Blade Runner.......

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."
 
"I speak two languages - English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, The Fifth Element

"Empathy was yesterday. Today, you're just wastin' my motherfuckin' time." - Vincent Hanna, Heat

Anything from Clerks, The Big Lebowski, and Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.
 
"You are what you love...not what loves you back."- something like that, Nicholas Cage in Adaptation

"HI, you're young and you got your health, what do you want with a job?"- John Goodman in Raising Arizona

"I'm your huckleberry..."- Val Kilmer in Tombstone
 
"Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass!"
Sam. L. Jasckson in Die Hard: WAV

"Little people...Why can't we all just...get along?"
Jack Nicholson in Mars Attacks

"If your gonna get wet, might as well go swimming."
Alison Lohman in Matchstick Men
 
I got these from somewhere.

Gone with the Wind
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"

Jerry Maguire
"You had me at hello."

Network
"Stand up wherever you are, go to the nearest window and yell as loud as you can: 'I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore.'"

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
"How to deal with death is at least as important as how to deal with life."

Star Wars
"May the force be with you!" (so cheesy, yet so great)

Steel Magnolias
"Smile, it enhances your face value."

The Sixth Sense
"I see dead people." Can't believe we haven't had this one

Taxi Driver
"You talkin' to me?"

The Terminator
"I'll be back."

Fuckin amazing
 
"A cock in a frock on a rock."

One of the travestites about another travestite in "Priscilla, The Queen of the Desert".


"Kill me, Mickey!"

On a board of a person demonstrating in "NBK".
 
"that's it man, game over" From one of those alien movies. Man bill paxton said it SO perfect. that was the first time I'd heard it used in just that way. it was hallarious.

it was the first thing that came to mind. I'm sure there are much better, but that one stuck. I still say it. I think it's that tone of voice he used. LOL. Funny. ha.
 
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