"Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!" Ok, that's from a television series, but a classic nonetheless.
The Best Line In A Film. Bloody Ever...
- Thread starter The Flemster
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and a movie
its in that stupid sliding doors
"the meaning of life is 42"
''yippy ki-a mutha fuckers" <-how in gods name do you spell this?
"FREEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
That song samual L jakson sings in long kiss goodnight ->"got a shot gun in one hand ..."
"do i make you horny baby"
"come back here and ill bite your balls off"
its in that stupid sliding doors
"the meaning of life is 42"
''yippy ki-a mutha fuckers" <-how in gods name do you spell this?
"FREEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
That song samual L jakson sings in long kiss goodnight ->"got a shot gun in one hand ..."
"do i make you horny baby"
"come back here and ill bite your balls off"
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Nuttyfish
Guest
"Goddamn you all to hell!"
Someone in Planet of the Apes
"Are you achin?" ("yup, yup, yup")
"For some bacon" ("yup, yup, yup")
"He's a big pig" ("yup, yup")
"You can be a big pig too. OI!"
Nathan Lane and Ernie Sabella in the Lion King. Fucking amazing!
"Yabba, Dabba, DOOO!!"
Fred Flintstone in every Flintstone movie, ever.
Someone in Planet of the Apes
"Are you achin?" ("yup, yup, yup")
"For some bacon" ("yup, yup, yup")
"He's a big pig" ("yup, yup")
"You can be a big pig too. OI!"
Nathan Lane and Ernie Sabella in the Lion King. Fucking amazing!
"Yabba, Dabba, DOOO!!"
Fred Flintstone in every Flintstone movie, ever.
all 2 of em.
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poposhisho
Registered Senior Member
i can fly!
from peter pan
they call me....tim
from monty python and the holy grail
certin death,small chance of vicktory, what are we waiting for?
gimly-lord of the rings:return of the king
from peter pan
they call me....tim
from monty python and the holy grail
certin death,small chance of vicktory, what are we waiting for?
gimly-lord of the rings:return of the king
Should have added the question mark to the monty python bit.
"They call me... Tim?"
"They call me... Tim?"
A coconut to anyone who can name the film these lines come from.
"Oh Christ Almighty. Sinew in nicotine base. Keep back, keep back. The entire sink's gone rotten. I don't know what's in here. "
"We can cover ourselves in Deep Heat and get up against a radiator. Keep ourselves alive until twelve."
"All right, this is the plan. We get in there and get wrecked. Then we'll eat a pork pie. Then we drop a couple of Surmontil 50s each; means we'll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning."
"Monty, you terrible cunt!"
"I've just narrowly avoided having a buggering. And I've come in here with the express intention of wishing one on you."
and the immortal.
"I invented it in Camberwell and it looks like a carrot."
That's enough for now.
Dee Cee
"Oh Christ Almighty. Sinew in nicotine base. Keep back, keep back. The entire sink's gone rotten. I don't know what's in here. "
"We can cover ourselves in Deep Heat and get up against a radiator. Keep ourselves alive until twelve."
"All right, this is the plan. We get in there and get wrecked. Then we'll eat a pork pie. Then we drop a couple of Surmontil 50s each; means we'll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning."
"Monty, you terrible cunt!"
"I've just narrowly avoided having a buggering. And I've come in here with the express intention of wishing one on you."
and the immortal.
"I invented it in Camberwell and it looks like a carrot."
That's enough for now.
Dee Cee
I'm guessing Trainspotters... If I'm right, you can keep your coconut. Ugh, nasty stuff, coconuts. Makes me shiver even thinking about it....
'You're killing the very spirit this institution proclaims it instills.'
Scent of A Woman.
Classic Pacino flick.
Scent of A Woman.
Classic Pacino flick.
"Doobie doo, I guess I'll go home and get some spatska."
Something about "Billy boy and his boy droogs."
Clockwork Orange.
Something about "Billy boy and his boy droogs."
Clockwork Orange.
"They don't want to find the golden ticket, daddy! They're jealous of me!", Veruca salt who's boobies I was jealous of once.
" Wrong, sir, wrong! Under Section Thirty-Seven B of
the contract signed by him it states quite clearly that all
offers shall become null and void if--and you can read it
for yourself in this copy {bunch of incoherent Latin]..pubis delitcatum!
It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole
Fizzy Lifting Drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now
has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You
lose! Good day, sir!"
"You're an Inhuman Monster!," says the grampa.
"I said Good Day!", replies Wonka and one of his curls falls out of place in the back of his head.
" Wrong, sir, wrong! Under Section Thirty-Seven B of
the contract signed by him it states quite clearly that all
offers shall become null and void if--and you can read it
for yourself in this copy {bunch of incoherent Latin]..pubis delitcatum!
It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole
Fizzy Lifting Drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now
has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You
lose! Good day, sir!"
"You're an Inhuman Monster!," says the grampa.
"I said Good Day!", replies Wonka and one of his curls falls out of place in the back of his head.
I can see why you might think that Gendanken but the line,
"Monty you terrible cunt!"
Does not appear in Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles I II III or IV. I can assure you.
Would that be disneys The Incredible Journey?
The one where the dog and the cat get abandoned in Canada and have to walk home.
Gee, the part with the mountain lion was scary.
Dee Cee
Deecee:
Now why is that?
"Monty you terrible cunt" sounds like kiddie porn. And realizing just now how easy it is imagining you yelling this down to a 4 year old who won't have you....I can't be that off.
Hmm.
Now why is that?
"Monty you terrible cunt" sounds like kiddie porn. And realizing just now how easy it is imagining you yelling this down to a 4 year old who won't have you....I can't be that off.
Nope. No dollar for you, now shoo.
Fraid it's not but when you take a look at uncle Monty..
You may well wish it was.
Famous lines from Uncle monty..
"I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is you'll agree a certain je ne ses quoi oh so very special about a firm young carrot."
"The older order changeth giving way to new and God fulfills himself in many ways and soon, I suppose, I shall be swept away by some vulgar little tumour. My boys, we are at the end of an age. We live in a land of 'weather forcasts' and breakfasts that 'set in'. Shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour. Now, which of you is going to be a splendid fellow and go down to the Rolls for the rest of the wine? "
"As a youth I used to weep in butchers shops."
"You are a toilet trader!"
Every one a winner.
Dee Cee
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"her womb, is so fuckin polluted..."
Any takers?
Any takers?