Excellent thread. Though I am in too much of a rush to read it all right now, I know what you're intent with it is. Creationists morons who take creationism to the extreme should realize that there is no reason for evolution to rule out the possibility of a God, only the possibility that Christianity is a religion for morons.
NEW and Improved is SO much better than "Be-All, End-All".
The whole idea of NEW and Improved entirely negates the whole claim of "Be-All, End-All" and makes a complete farce of this thread!