I highly doubt that Luke has any grasp of the relationship between a coordinate and it's conjugate momentum, Noether's theorem, Lagrangian or Hamiltonian mechanics, variational principles, functional analysis or the plethora of other areas which make use of them.
Pick any two physical quantities and you can find a relationship between them. If they were completely disconnected it would require nature to be split into non-interacting/related segments.
He claimed energy is equal to time. That is completely contradictory to them being conjugate variables. If you knew about Greens functions or Poisson brackets I'm sure you'd realise why that is. He pulled an equation from 'somewhere' and (perhaps tongue in cheek) used it to 'prove' his claim. His initial post was a demonstration of classic crank mentality, no matter how uninformed you are on a topic you know better than everyone else.
I'm sure you see a lot of yourself in Luke's mannerisms and, maybe subconciously, that's why you're defending him. That and since you've born the brunt of us sane people insulting you, you know what he's experiencing.