I was reading the Spectator today and ran across this article: I refuse to buy meat from supermarkets until they ban halal slaughter
I don't know if it's the sarcasm or what, but I like to read Rod Liddle's literary work Anyway, until the day comes when we stop eating meat altogether, we have generally agreed that we should kill animals as humanly as possible:
- We could kill animals by stunning them first (so they are unconscious when they die).
- We could pray to Xenu, slice open the belly, pull out it's innards, read the future, pierce the heart, dance in the blood, then send it on it's way.
- We could pray to a God, slice it's throat, drain the blood, away it goes (see videos).
(note: these last two examples seem, well, a little New Age and Bronze Age, but meh...)
SO? Which way is the most humane? IMO this is a great question to be answered using the scientific method. There may be different levels of "humane" depending on the animal and the numbers that are "processed" for consumption. Praying to Xenu or the Gods before killing an animal on a farm is a hell of a lot different than processing 100 per minute via an assembly line... THAT said, I am sure once you watch the following video's you can easily tell which is the more humane method of killing an animal (when done properly) See final video for probably the most humane way to make Kosher/Halal meat.
For the Capitalistic Gods:
Meet your Meat (depressing)
For the Muslim God:
Meet your Meat (not for the faint of heart).
For the Jewish God:
Kosher Slaughter (again not for the faint of heart).
THIS seems the most humane and is Halal/Kosher (stunning then throat cut - not that you'd need to cut the throat).
cattle slaughtering
If you watched the videos, you'd have to at least agree that Halal/Kosher killing a conscious animal is much less humane then doing so to a stunned animal (which is just as "halal/kosher" as killing a conscious animal). The only argument I can see a religious nut raising is that God wants the animal to BE conscious and feel the pain of having it's throat slit. Which, TTYTT, for the middle eastern Jewish/Christian/Muslim God, yeah, may indeed be the case :shrug: BUT, lets face it, we're not bound by Bronze Age rituals are we? No.
SO, as stunning an animal before killing it IS more humane, should we ban the outdated ritualistic killing of non-stunned animals that some Jews and Muslims think is required for the production of Kosher/Halal meat?
I don't know if it's the sarcasm or what, but I like to read Rod Liddle's literary work Anyway, until the day comes when we stop eating meat altogether, we have generally agreed that we should kill animals as humanly as possible:
- We could kill animals by stunning them first (so they are unconscious when they die).
- We could pray to Xenu, slice open the belly, pull out it's innards, read the future, pierce the heart, dance in the blood, then send it on it's way.
- We could pray to a God, slice it's throat, drain the blood, away it goes (see videos).
(note: these last two examples seem, well, a little New Age and Bronze Age, but meh...)
SO? Which way is the most humane? IMO this is a great question to be answered using the scientific method. There may be different levels of "humane" depending on the animal and the numbers that are "processed" for consumption. Praying to Xenu or the Gods before killing an animal on a farm is a hell of a lot different than processing 100 per minute via an assembly line... THAT said, I am sure once you watch the following video's you can easily tell which is the more humane method of killing an animal (when done properly) See final video for probably the most humane way to make Kosher/Halal meat.
For the Capitalistic Gods:
Meet your Meat (depressing)
For the Muslim God:
Meet your Meat (not for the faint of heart).
For the Jewish God:
Kosher Slaughter (again not for the faint of heart).
THIS seems the most humane and is Halal/Kosher (stunning then throat cut - not that you'd need to cut the throat).
cattle slaughtering
If you watched the videos, you'd have to at least agree that Halal/Kosher killing a conscious animal is much less humane then doing so to a stunned animal (which is just as "halal/kosher" as killing a conscious animal). The only argument I can see a religious nut raising is that God wants the animal to BE conscious and feel the pain of having it's throat slit. Which, TTYTT, for the middle eastern Jewish/Christian/Muslim God, yeah, may indeed be the case :shrug: BUT, lets face it, we're not bound by Bronze Age rituals are we? No.
SO, as stunning an animal before killing it IS more humane, should we ban the outdated ritualistic killing of non-stunned animals that some Jews and Muslims think is required for the production of Kosher/Halal meat?
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