The differences between the Enuma Elish and Noah's flood are just as significant as their similarities.
I'm not sure exactly what you're trying to say, but it certainly seems like you're using the fact that differences exist between the two stories to try and claim they are both about completely different things, and indeed do not share a common ancestry. What is overwhelmingly more apparent, (and I'm unsure how deeply you have delved into this particular issue), is that the two stories both share the same origin, and that good old chinese whispers has taken effect.
I will let you guess which, but one of these stories was written a good 1,500 years before the other. If you even thought about stating chinese whispers, changes of culture and ideals do not affect a story after that length of time, I hereby declare you insane.
So for arguments sake let's state that a massive flood really did happen at some time in the past. Where would that give any credibility to the existence of a god/s? Wouldn't you also have to pay particular attention to the earlier work as having more credibility than the latter, if there is indeed any credibility to be found at all?
We can clearly state that if these two stories share the same origin, then the earlier Sumerian work would have been one and a half millennia closer to the event than the Noah story.
It would seem upon further study that YHWH is indeed a mere amalgamation of a whole host of these earlier deities. So who of them, if any, has the validity? I notice how you would so swiftly dismiss these other gods as nothing greater than fiction, so why and with what justification do you then go on to say that so and so god is real, while the others are fake?
And that's to expected since they believed in different gods.
Believed, yes.. As you should be aware by now though, believing in something does not make it true, does not make it fact, and does not make it worth the paper its printed on.
So which god was actually involved you have to decide for yourself.
Decide for yourself? You mean... choose which you prefer, or have read more about? You are in no position to be deciding anything considering the circumstances. Sure, you can make an opinion based on personal needs, desires and ideals, but there is no way you could make a solid informed decision over which is more credible. I know you'd probably disagree, but if that's the case you need something a tad more substantial than you have supplied up until now.
In other words, the two both narrate a great flood (which is actually supportive, not detrimental), but you have to decide based on the evidence they give which is more reasonable.
Evidence "they" give? The problem here is nobody knows who "they" were. There is no way whatsoever of claiming their honesty, integrity or knowledge. There is no way whatsoever of showing either of them even existed. That my friend is not evidence.
You say: "Did Gilgamesh become a god, or did Noah become a sinner?" when quite frankly nobody is in a position to justify an answer to this. What's to say there even was a Gilgamesh or a Noah? Gilgamesh, who was half man-half god lived in a city which has been found by archaeologists.. While that aids in geographical validity, it most certainly doesn't attribute any weight to the existence of a textual character. In the case of Noah, and based upon the quite overwhelming comparisons that can be made between the flood stories, it is quite safe to say he is based upon Utnapishtim/Ziusudra, and as such if any exist it would be Utnapishtim. Of course, we're not in a position to justify their existence. And finally just to reiterate, the Utnapishtim story predates the biblical version by over a millennium. That's 1000+ years. Later on in your post you state you have a problem with 500 years... Take that figure and double it. Surely you have double problems now?
Where is any history written in the first person, and why it is a requirement for historical validity?
Sorry, I think my point was lost. Let me rephrase..
Dependant on who's personal "opinion" we listen to, we could state that the world and everything on it is approx 7-8000 years old. So some eight millennia ago a man and a woman lived in a garden. Then, according to who's "opinion" we listen to, some dude named Moses wrote about it. The main problem here is Moses would have written about it say... 3-4000 years ago?
Can you see the problem yet? You see, 4000 years would have passed from the "events" until the time those events were put on paper. Again I would question your sanity if you would even contemplate that stories do not morph, adapt and completely change after such a long time. When something is written as an "I was here..", it becomes "present time" as opposed to writing about the long lost past. We can see this style in certain NT books such as the letters like John 2.
But this isn't the only problem... Nobody can accurately state when this "beggining" was, or even who wrote what in the bible. Sure, there are opinions, but when something revolves around mere conjecture and speculation, I would hardly deem it warranted for you to claim historical validity.
Of course "1st person" isn't in any way a requirement, but it comes across better knowing someone witnessed said events, as opposed to writing a story from 4000 years beforehand.
In fact, these people were the best possible canditates since they knew God.
You have yet to provide any justification for such a claim, or that any such being even exists etc etc. This is baseless conjecture.
they could interpret the world and point out events that came specifically from God
What you mean to say is; they could interpret the world and its events the only possible way they could. They knew nothing of fish diseases, or ensuing environmental issues that would follow such a problem. I am not going to state that it was most certainly from fish disease, but you are in the exact same position whereby you cannot say it was god who was pissed at the egyptians. You are taking the word of a writer you don't know and who didn't know all that much about the world he lived in, as a truth, when there is no justfication for it.
each of which just "happened" to address and overthrow a different Egyptian deity.
Overthrew a different Egyptian deity? Sorry, It is early but I don't know which Egyptian deities you're referring to.
They weren't stupid, they knew where things like floods and grasshoppers came from, and they didn't use God to explain them away as you seem to think
Oh come on.. There was a time when people thought there were witches in the world and went round drowning them, there was a time when a headache was sign of an evil spirit in the head which was subsequently chopped off. Don't be surprised to know that this was only 100 or so years ago. We could also take a look at forest folk who actually think dancing round a campfire helps bring rain and healing. Don't be surprised to find out this was just yesterday. Don't be fooled into thinking people are smart- especially when it comes to superstitions. There are still people who cross their fingers, who hang horseshoes above their doors and who throw salt over their shoulders. These are modern day people - how much worth do you really give to people thousands of years ago who would undoubtedly suffer from the same superstitious afflictions, but with even less scientific knowledge. In fact, a non-existant scientific knowledge.
At the same time as biblical writings, the Romans were still worshipping the sun as one of many gods, the Greeks believed in minotaurs and 7 headed snake women and so on.
People on the other side of the world were worshipping elephant gods, or writing about dragons and unicorns. The bible is packed with leviathans, giants, 4 headed flying creatures with wheels, and yes - dragons.
So where in all of this is the science? Where is the worldly knowledge you speak of? These people still thought the world was flat as a poppadum. The Egyptians believed the heart was the "brain" of the body, and swiftly discarded the actual brain as worthless. There lies their knowledge.
When an earthquake happened there was no "tectonic plates" talk, simply a particular deity was angered. When there was a flood it wasn't due to too much rain, build up of silt and breaking of the banks - it was an angered deity in the sky who opened the window to the skydome, (firmament). Yes.. Good old Babylonian astrology that continued its way through the early portions of the biblical works. This was their "knowledge".
The irritating thing is watching a modern day human accept it as swiftly as they do, while turning a blind eye to real knowledge. Yes yes I know, Jesus and his cronies said knowledge was a bad thing - but they were wrong.
This is 2004, not 0004.
You stick up for the apparent, but non-existant, knowledge of people you'll never know while firmly denying all that modern day life has taught, all that mankind has learnt from then until now that actually stands firm and undisputed. We have a vast long way to go yet, but ancient man cannot compare - and yet you accept their "opinions" on a whim.. It's quite shocking.
The reality is that mere scientific "facts" do not make up not everything there is to know about life.
Of course not everything, but a gazillion times more than that of the people you will find in the bible. You label scientific facts as "mere", and yet give such worth and value to the blitherings of an ancient shepherd that one can only question your minds sanity. "But.. but.. they knew loads!" Lol, utter twoddle.
They can say what they like, but no other religion has a person who knew God, or even claimed to know God first-hand.
Even if this were true, which is it not, it in no way gives any rise in claim of validity of any such being. Here watch this:
"I know god personally. We sit and have tea on weekends."
Completely worthless.
Hell, even David Koresh claimed to know god personally, talking about him in the exact same manner that jesus supposedly did. I suppose this lends credence to your claims?
but only Jesus ever claimed to come directly from God and be the way himself.
And David Koresh, and 1000 other nutballs with big mouths. But regardless to that.. What's your point? Because some evidence-less person apparently said he came from god - it helps how?
That He made these claims on a historical basis (the preservation of Israel, its prophesies, laws and descendants) is no minor thing.
You can't even provide enough evidence to state he existed.. Surely we need to close up that gigantic hole first? The ship is sinking.
His authority didn't pop up out of nowhere.
Sure it did.. In a book. And what year did anyone even pay attention to that writing and decide to make something out of it?
It's your own responsibility to evaluate the claims on their own merit.
And right now there is none. You're simply stating something has merit because it happens to say it does.
But it has fiction written all over it.
So does the bible. Do you not see, you're just a different person who likes a different book. Just like Mr. Patel in India, just like Mr. Shah in Iraq, just like Mr. Fooyangchoo in china, and just like Mr. Winston in Africa. You all share the same thing in common which is belief in your book, denial of everyone elses. It's quite simply plain and total stupidity - yet you shall never see that, because you're not awake yet.
(or penned it down, since their is a question whether he was the original author)
Well a question aint so bad.. If we talk along biblical lines, nobody even has the slightest clue who wrote it- they simply speculate whatever they want to.
Where you have a problem with 50 years, I have a problem with 500.
50? Why the lies or ignorance? What I spoke of earlier was Adam and Eve - and then the subsequent writing of that story that would have arrived some 4000 years later. You have a problem with 500? How does four thousand sound to you? Or perhaps the original flood story written a good 1,500 years before the biblical version. You have a problem with 500? How does one and a half thousand sound to you? Or perhaps even... Hmmmmm... how long has it been roughly since the bible was written? 2000 years? Oh, you have problem with 500? How dows two thousand sound to you?
Whatever facts remained inhis story, the story itself is clearly exaggerated and episodal.
As is the bible. From a couple of goats to two of every single bloody animal on the planet. Lol, don't make me laugh.
If it contained only what the author could remember and understand, it would have looked more like the bible and less like a novel.
As in... what moses could "remember" from 4000 years before his birth?