^^^K is the odd one out.
February - 'cos there are fewer days/nights
It's only possible if they're inconsistent (but still truthful) about how they describe their position... and they walk in a circle.
they ain'tReminds me of: Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of lead?
The follow-up is: Which is heavier, a pound of lead or a pound of gold? It's a trick question because gold is measured in troy ounces, 12 to the pound, so the "correct" answer is supposedly a pound of lead.
But that's assuming that the pound is the same.
"Misspelled" is one word in the sentence. It is spelled correctly, though it should probably be in quotes for clarity.
His own butts will be a lot smaller.What is wrong with this riddle?
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easy