Why are religious texts held to a higher standard than, say - Math texts? Consider the following hypothetical flame by a rabid, anti-mathmatic zeleot...
I wish mathmeticians would pull their heads out of their assholes and actually think about they crap they sling before they open their mouths. Maybe if they actually took a close look at their texts for a change, they would shut up and stop peddling their ridiculous, tragically farcical ideas on the rest of us who have to read their crap:
For instance, Euclids Definition 23 states that two straight line in the same plane are parallel if they do not meet even when produced indefinitely in both directions. But non-euclidean geometries say that parallel lines meet. C'mon, folks - which is it. You can't have both ways. This contradiction proves that geometry is false... all lies.
But wait.. what about number theory. If I take the square root of 16, I get TWO DIFFERENT ANSWERS!!! 4 and negative 4. What's up with that? I have a square garden that has an area of 16 square feet. According to you I have 2 GARDENS!?!?, one that's 4 foot by 4 foot and one that is negative 4 foot by negative 4 foot. Where the &#*% is that other garden... IN HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? Can you say Crack?
Mathemeticians are great at dropping ideas as soon as someone points out how full of shit they are. Who studies gage field theory anymore, or diagonalization. There are so many branches of mathematics - every one of them has a different story. They all say they are looking at the same thing, but when you talk to them they all say something different.
Just look at how many people are dead because of mathematics throughout history. That murderous mathmatical maniac, Da Vinci used geometry to analyse artillery fire. (If you don't believe me, click here.) Mathmeticians are savage animals that have designed rockets and tanks and smart bombs. The atom bomb would never have been invented without mathematicians.
Why don't you mathematicians just accept that you are hateful people? That you want to fight and to hurt others?:
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