Religion held to higher standard than Math

Turduckin

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Why are religious texts held to a higher standard than, say - Math texts? Consider the following hypothetical flame by a rabid, anti-mathmatic zeleot...

I wish mathmeticians would pull their heads out of their assholes and actually think about they crap they sling before they open their mouths. Maybe if they actually took a close look at their texts for a change, they would shut up and stop peddling their ridiculous, tragically farcical ideas on the rest of us who have to read their crap:

For instance, Euclids Definition 23 states that two straight line in the same plane are parallel if they do not meet even when produced indefinitely in both directions. But non-euclidean geometries say that parallel lines meet. C'mon, folks - which is it. You can't have both ways. This contradiction proves that geometry is false... all lies.

But wait.. what about number theory. If I take the square root of 16, I get TWO DIFFERENT ANSWERS!!! 4 and negative 4. What's up with that? I have a square garden that has an area of 16 square feet. According to you I have 2 GARDENS!?!?, one that's 4 foot by 4 foot and one that is negative 4 foot by negative 4 foot. Where the &#*% is that other garden... IN HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? Can you say Crack?

Mathemeticians are great at dropping ideas as soon as someone points out how full of shit they are. Who studies gage field theory anymore, or diagonalization. There are so many branches of mathematics - every one of them has a different story. They all say they are looking at the same thing, but when you talk to them they all say something different.

Just look at how many people are dead because of mathematics throughout history. That murderous mathmatical maniac, Da Vinci used geometry to analyse artillery fire. (If you don't believe me, click here.) Mathmeticians are savage animals that have designed rockets and tanks and smart bombs. The atom bomb would never have been invented without mathematicians.

Why don't you mathematicians just accept that you are hateful people? That you want to fight and to hurt others?:
 
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Square root of 4 is +/- 4??? I thought it was 2, but maybe it's the new religious math that's all the rage :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by Zero
Square root of 4 is +/- 4??? I thought it was 2, but maybe it's the new religious math that's all the rage :rolleyes:
Man, I'm spending too much time on this forum and not enough time sleeping. Sorry.
 
Originally posted by Zero
And put the excerpt in quotes, I almost thought YOU were the one hating math.
And maybe while I'm at it, I should get to the point...

Math is a systematic method of thought, and it still has contradictions. No one in their right mind would discount the uses of non-euclidian geometries, and yet just because you change a postulate and rework the logic doesn't mean you will get a useful geometry - only a valid one. The same with taking the square root of a number. Just because a number behaves a certain way doesn't mean it's application is sensible in the physical world.

Religion is not a rigorous, systematic method of thought. It is a collection of stories written to teach something about a complex, chaotic system - human behavior. Yes it has contradictions - but we can accept within limits contradictions and incompleteness in formal rational systems. How can we use those same arguments to dismiss something that isn't even a rigorous, formal system?
 
I only sound anti religious because of the recent spawning of religious fundie idiots here.

I would be among the first to admit that religion was crucial to the development of the human race, that it is a good way to meet good people, and that it is a convenient package of morality that you can just accept. Striking out on your own and making moral rules for yourself is fine, but kinda like getting a Linux build. You only invest such time and effort if you want to. On the other hand, MS XP is sure, inelegant to the "expert" :rolleyes: eye, but it is convenient and filled with enough goodies for the "average" (rolls eyes again) user.

Religion has the added benefit of being able to find lots of people on the same path, and it is easier to find fellow people who will help you and guide you when you get lost. There's a ton of resource, and easy resource, for messups on MS XP. You have to dig for a fucking week to find anything relevant to your particular system with a Linux build.
 
Originally posted by Turduckin
Why are religious texts held to a higher standard than, say - Math texts? Consider the following hypothetical flame by a rabid, anti-mathmatic zeleot...
Wonderful analogy there and worth some thought.

I think we might even be able to take it a level deeper. A mathematician would tell you that Mathematics does not make any assertions about anything other than itself. It is applied Mathematics wherein lies the danger of misuse. Might we be able to bring this analogy back towards religion; being an expression or investigation of ourselves and our world? And again, it is in its application that it can become dangerous? Applied to literally, it fails. Used in the wrong way and it becomes a danger to those it was meant to serve in the first place. And perhaps, there are manifold "geometries" of religion that are truthful investigations in their own right? Even that of irreligious forms.

~Raithere
 
Religion vs. Math

Two theories of mathematics? Scary.

How many religions are there?

Religion is constitutionally protected and tax-exempt in this country. I'd say that religion has it pretty damn good.

(Edit: Are you sure that topic citation isn't a "Letter to the Editor" of The Onion?)

thanx,
Tiassa :cool:
 
Math and religion are alike because:

The basic concepts can not be proven in either, but if you believe in them they both work.

Lately I am having trouble with the number 2. If everything is unique how can there be 2. I know those people at Sesame Street, who have been sponsering "2" all these years, won't be happy with me; but I just don't believe in 2 any more.
 
MShark

:m: :m: :m: :m: :m:

Here, have another. On me. ;)

thanx,
Tiassa :cool:
 
Originally posted by MShark
Math and religion are alike because:

The basic concepts can not be proven in either, but if you believe in them they both work.

Lately I am having trouble with the number 2. If everything is unique how can there be 2. I know those people at Sesame Street, who have been sponsering "2" all these years, won't be happy with me; but I just don't believe in 2 any more.

Um, no, acctualy math and religion are unalike because math is straight foward proveable, and constant, whereas religion is vague, without proof (in all the important aspects) and changes constantly.
 
Mshark,

Lately I am having trouble with the number 2.
Don't worry about it. You are a unique individual, just like everyone.;)
 
Mystech:

Well I am anxiously waiting to know what in mathematics can possibly be proven. I tell you what you prove any mathematical concept and I'll prove that God exists.
 
Originally posted by MShark
Mystech:

Well I am anxiously waiting to know what in mathematics can possibly be proven. I tell you what you prove any mathematical concept and I'll prove that God exists.

I agree, I have yet to find someone who can explain to me exactly why it is that 1 + 1 = 2 other than saying, 'well because it is!' at least SOME theists can give a better explination than that!
 
Proof that 1+1=2

The proof starts from the Peano Postulates, which define the natural
numbers N. N is the smallest set satisfying these postulates:

P1. 1 is in N.
P2. If x is in N, then its "successor" x' is in N.
P3. There is no x such that x' = 1.
P4. If x isn't 1, then there is a y in N such that y' = x.
P5. If S is a subset of N, 1 is in S, and the implication
(x in S => x' in S) holds, then S = N.

Then you have to define addition recursively:
Def: Let a and b be in N. If b = 1, then define a + b = a'
(using P1 and P2). If b isn't 1, then let c' = b, with c in N
(using P4), and define a + b = (a + c)'.

Then you have to define 2:
Def: 2 = 1'

2 is in N by P1, P2, and the definition of 2.

Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2

Proof: Use the first part of the definition of + with a = b = 1.
Then 1 + 1 = 1' = 2 Q.E.D.

Note: There is an alternate formulation of the Peano Postulates which
replaces 1 with 0 in P1, P3, P4, and P5. Then you have to change the
definition of addition to this:
Def: Let a and b be in N. If b = 0, then define a + b = a.
If b isn't 0, then let c' = b, with c in N, and define
a + b = (a + c)'.

You also have to define 1 = 0', and 2 = 1'. Then the proof of the
Theorem above is a little different:

Proof: Use the second part of the definition of + first:
1 + 1 = (1 + 0)'
Now use the first part of the definition of + on the sum in
parentheses: 1 + 1 = (1)' = 1' = 2 Q.E.D.
 
Originally posted by Zero
Well M Shark, it must feel good to have the rug yanked out from under you like that. :m:
Only if he accepts the Peano Postulates, which are concerned with 'natural' numbers. What if MShark lives in a universe that contains more than just natural numbers. Which makes me wonder why no one ever sponsored the number i on Seseme street?
 
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