Reasons for a pre-emptive attack on God

[Xev]

Conseler:

DEAL!

*Grabs her tank top*

*Edit*

Actually, screw that.

*Xev changes into a lace up the back, PVC corset and slips on a pair of spike heeled boots*

 

[CounslerCoffee]

Hehe he will never know what hit him... *grabs the candlestick, and the revolver just in case*

 

[Xev]

*Grabs a battle mace for extra insurence*

 

[CounslerCoffee]

*Xev changes into a lace up the back, PVC corset and slips on a pair of spike heeled boots*

God is soooo kinky!

 

[Xev]

Not is, Counseler, was. Help me with the body, will ya?

 

[CounslerCoffee]

Oh okay... Hey we should hide the body in a blackhole nobody will find it there.

 

[Xev]

Okay.

*Points dimensional flux agitator at nearby wall, creating a black hole, and stuffs God's body in*

 

[CounslerCoffee]

Excellent. Were done, Im just going to call satah on my cell and tell him that its time to take over.. *Dials satans number, 666 of course.*

*Talking to satan* Hey satan its me coffee, listen man we just killed god. Yeah thats right we pushed him right down the stairs, hid his body in a blackhole. Oh youll be here in 5 minutes? Okay. Bye.

Come on Xev put on your happy face were about to become immortal and the world will be covered in FLAMES!!!

 

[Xev]

Shit then, I have to change.

 

[GB-GIL Trans-global]

Do I get immortality for secretly worshipping Satan in my spare time? (according to Jack Chick I obviously do this since I play RPGs and read Harry Potter etc etc)

 

[CounslerCoffee]

Sure GB!!! I love RPGs more then Jesus.

 

[GB-GIL Trans-global]

Originally posted by CounslerCoffee
Sure GB!!! I love RPGs more then Jesus.

Me too!