Reasons for a pre-emptive attack on God

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Senator Evilcheese, D-Iraq
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1. God is a dictator.
2. God has chemical, nuclear, and biological weapons ready to launch at his command.
3. God has gassed his own people (Jews in WWII)
4. We have good evidence that God is a conspirator in terrorism. His terrorist nickname is "Allah", among other names. We know this because most other terrorists swear by him and openly declare their alliances with him, so he is the most obvious terrorist there is.
5. God has let his nation spiral into chaos while only caring about himself and a small circle of people.
6. God hates loads of people, including the US and its allies (as is evidenced by many witnesses from around the world)
7. God uses real human beings as his playthings.

Now give me one good reason why we SHOULDN'T launch an attack on God :p
 
Nice idea but i think darwin beat you to it.

Now give me one good reason why we SHOULDN'T launch an attack on God
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Because, assuming there is a "god" he, again assuming that it is a "he" would kick our arses?
 
Darwin didn't attack the idea of a God but rather the idea of creationism. There are a great many people who believe God set off the process of evolution. lol.

Personally I don't believe in God, but I'm saying that according to what the Bible says, there's as much reason to attack God as there is to attack Iraq. :p

Yes, God does control all the oil, Tyler. In fact, he controls all of us and knows all the time what we are saying. We will have to launch a different kind of attack on him to be successful.

How would we do that without thinking about it? Perhaps we can somehow find a way so that we connect psychically so that each person only thinks part of a thought? Supposedly this impedes the ability of mind reading technology/abilities to read thoughts.
 
I think the catholic church would disagree with you ;)

Still, Iraq has been a threat to its neighbouring countrys for the past 30 years, maybe its time we took the threat away.
Just think of all that cheap gas for your SUV ;)
 
The course of the US may be compared to The Democracy of Greece when it was overthrown by the Spartans. Democraticly argue with war all you like but it will still kill you.

The ultimate attack will be against whom?
Terrorists - nations - religion?

The question was asked in WWII, "Is God guilty?"

1. God is a dictator.
2. God has chemical, nuclear, and biological weapons ready to launch at his command.
3. God has gassed his own people (Jews in WWII)
4. We have good evidence that God is a conspirator in terrorism. His terrorist nickname is "Allah", among other names. We know this because most other terrorists swear by him and openly declare their alliances with him, so he is the most obvious terrorist there is.
5. God has let his nation spiral into chaos while only caring about himself and a small circle of people.
6. God hates loads of people, including the US and its allies (as is evidenced by many witnesses from around the world)
7. God uses real human beings as his playthings.

But it is not God but an evil empire/axis that we are asked to kill.

Another World War is becoming more "thinkable" everyday.
The legacy the scientists forsaw in the development of nuclear weapons understood that a day of complete proliferation would come.
The day has come. The price will be paid.

Should any of our cities or even one of our nuclear aircraft carriers be attacked or suffer any kind of catastrophic accident we can assume the use of nuclear weapons will be indiscriminate and plentiful.

Is Bush more ruthless than JFK in a showdown?
Is the football a great temptation in his hot little hands.
Final solutions that include the incineration of foreign lands will make the holocaust look like amateur hour.
 
Because God would kick the ass of any and all comers.

Because all the secret services in the world, collectively, are no match, on their best day, to God on his worst day.

Because only another omnipotent being could ever defeat God, and it would take a gang of them.

Because God can kick the ass of every race in the galaxy, collectively, or otherwise.

Because....
 
Simple: God controls the oil...
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But....if god controls the oil, should we not assault god anyway, then replace god and his archangels with other archangels more to our liking, who will also ensure a continuous export of oil?
 
But....if god controls the oil, should we not assault god anyway, then replace god and his archangels with other archangels more to our liking, who will also ensure a continuous export of oil?
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Yes let us replace God with Satan.
 
Still, Iraq has been a threat to its neighbouring countrys for the past 30 years, maybe its time we took the threat away.
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Funny, most of them don't feel threatened and are trying to stave off an attack.
 
We could never win against an infinite power. Only misery and oblivion would result.

When you get lemons you make lemonade.
 
Originally posted by John MacNeil
Because God would kick the ass of any and all comers.

Because all the secret services in the world, collectively, are no match, on their best day, to God on his worst day.

Because only another omnipotent being could ever defeat God, and it would take a gang of them.

Because God can kick the ass of every race in the galaxy, collectively, or otherwise.

Because....
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God is a lie. Let's get the believers instead!

www.fuckchrist.com
 
Oh..Yeah?

Then why do the President and the Vice-President and all the wannabees in politics always get photographed going in and coming out of church?

Why do all the Presidents swear on the bible to get sworn in as president?

Why is Billy Graham a close confidant of Presidents?

Why?...I'll tell you why. Because they fear God.
 
Because you would get your ass kicked.
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"And thence in Heav'n call'd Satan, with bold words
Breaking the horrid silence thus began.
If thou beest he; But O how fall'n! how chang'd
From him, who in the happy Realms of Light
Cloth'd with transcendent brightnes didst outshine
Myriads though bright: If he whom mutual league,
United thoughts and counsels, equal hope,
And hazard in the Glorious Enterprize,

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Joynd with me once, now misery hath joynd

In equal ruin: into what Pit thou seest
From what highth fal'n, so much the stronger provd
He with his Thunder: and till then who knew
The force of those dire Arms? yet not for those
Nor what the Potent Victor in his rage
Can else inflict do I repent or change,
Though chang'd in outward lustre; that fixt mind
And high disdain, from sence of injur'd merit,
That with the mightiest rais'd me to contend,

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And to the fierce contention brought along

Innumerable force of Spirits arm'd
That durst dislike his reign, and me preferring,
His utmost power with adverse power oppos'd
In dubious Battel on the Plains of Heav'n,
And shook his throne. What though the field be lost?
All is not lost; the unconquerable Will,
And study of revenge, immortal hate,
And courage never to submit or yield:
And what is else not to be overcome?

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That Glory never shall his wrath or might

Extort from me. To bow and sue for grace
With suppliant knee, and deifie his power
Who from the terrour of this Arm so late
Doubted his Empire, that were low indeed,
That were an ignominy and shame beneath
This downfall; since by Fate the strength of Gods
And this Empyreal substance cannot fail,
Since through experience of this great event
In Arms not worse, in foresight much advanc't,

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We may with more successful hope resolve

To wage by force or guile eternal Warr
Irreconcileable, to our grand Foe,
Who now triumphs, and in th' excess of joy
Sole reigning holds the Tyranny of Heav'n.
So spake th' Apostate Angel, though in pain."

Got to admire Lucifer.
 
How about this; Xev you distract God in the Library and il push him down the stairs while hes checking you out. THat'll teach him.
 
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