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superluminal said:
Allright goddamn it. Why does the US of F'ing A not just stomp the rest of the world into submission? We can do it. We have the power. Why not just deploy all of the nukes and particle beam weapons (you know we have them) in a network of strategic locations and be done with this "terrorism" and "illegal immigrants" and "we need your oil" crap? Nuke the terrorists, disintegrate the illegals, and suck the oil directly out of the craters left where the terrorist camps used to be before they were nuked. And then, any country that wants to be in our favor will have to pay tribute in the form of raw materials and, umm..., virgins. Yeah. And what's with this environmental bullshit? We have the technology to dome over the whole fucking planet, air condition it to our satisfaction (fuck global warming) and clone any useful species we might need. What a waste of time and money. Save the whales. Save the trees. Bullshit. Build the domes! Clone the whales (for their oil of course). Fuck the trees. Grow huge algae mats on the domed- over oceans. And finally, to make paradise complete, we will have to lobotomize anyone who claims a religious affiliation. They won't miss a thing anyway, right? We can't allow these types to do much more than tend the algae mats. And if they happen to fall in to the algae while working, well, you all saw Soylent Green. Oh, yea. One more thing. Races. Fucking races. Black, white, yellow, brown, red, mauve... All will submit to a gene therapy "graying" procedure to get rid of this fucking annoying biological fuckup on the part of mother-humping nature. Babies born with anything other than the approved three shades of gray will be tossed into the algae. Anyone who dosen't like this can spend the rest of their very short lives cleaning the waste vents on top of the domes where the spent nuclear fuel and whale bones are blasted into space.
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That was funny. :D
 
I hate having to do manual labor every fucking Saturday morning. And right now it is my only job... I am going to find a new job.
 
Athelwulf said:
Actually, I was pointing out your use of a question mark with a sentence that reads as a statement. I don't mean to be nit-picky, but it's one of those little pet peeves.

"I wonder..." is a statement to me – you are saying that you've been wondering where existabrent was. I read "I wonder..?" with a question mark at the end with an inflection characteristic of most questions. Saying "I wonder..?" is basically "Do I really wonder..?".

Anyway... yeah... :eek:
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Bad Athelwulf (*smack, smack*)

Learn some respect for your betters (*smack smack*)

You have been a bad bad boy? :D
 
Well I just think it's silly and stupid humor... not meant to be looked at in any sophisticated way. Kind of like Family Guy, the Simpsons, and Futurama. They do make a few funny jokes about real life, but to those that do not see it just understand the shtick or slap-stick.

Rob Burgundy is funny if you turn your brain off for an hour :)
 
Absane said:
Well I just think it's silly and stupid humor... not meant to be looked at in any sophisticated way. Kind of like Family Guy, the Simpsons, and Futurama. They do make a few funny jokes about real life, but to those that do not see it just understand the shtick or slap-stick.

Rob Burgundy is funny if you turn your brain off for an hour :)
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I prefer Monty Python?
 
superluminal said:
Yes; Me too?
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(* making sound of horses hooves *)

Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Arthur: Who are you?
Knight of Ni: We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"!
Arthur: (horrified) No! Not the Knights who say "Ni"!
Knight of Ni: The same.
Other Knight of Ni: Who are we?
Knight of Ni: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
Other Knight of Ni: Nee-womm!
Arthur: (to Bedevere) Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Knight of Ni: The knights who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice!
Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who
lives beyond these woods.
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Bedevere: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No!
Knight of Ni: We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.
Arthur: Well what is it you want?
Knight of Ni: We want.....

(pregnant pause) ......................

.................................................Athelwulf's head?
 
Head Knight: Therefore, we must give you a test.
Arthur: What is this test, O Knights of-- knights who till recently said 'ni'?
Head Knight: Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery...
 
They got the exact same holy grenade in the Worms game. I was laughing my ass off when I first saw it in the movie... :D
 
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