pick up lines?
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Pickup lines are so cliche 
If you can't win them over with your personality or your plump wallet, then what's the point?
If you can't win them over with your personality or your plump wallet, then what's the point? I dont know, but i tell you. I am sick of guys thinking a girls ass is there simply to be squeezed... And boobs!!! they think you dont notice when you brush by them in a club and their hands just 'accidently' grab you.... hmmmm maybe im going to the wrong clubs.
I don't think the behavior is going to differ in any pubs you visit, unless they are church related clubs; then the only interests will be in little boys! (those damn priests) Of course, I have never heard of any dance clubs/bars that are affiliated with church.
Maybe you should look in a book store?
Maybe you should look in a book store?
Well if you are not looking for someone to grab your hinny, where else would you suggest? I think almost all men in bars will try and get a handful of your rear Agent, sorry to disappoint you.
Barnes & Noble has a food and drink counter (almost like a small restaruant, they have special chocolate treats and what not), but I don't know if they serve alcohol there.
Barnes & Noble has a food and drink counter (almost like a small restaruant, they have special chocolate treats and what not), but I don't know if they serve alcohol there.
There's no one best pick-up line, it's all up to the woman. You can stereo-type which line would be best but every gyrl is different so you'll just have to go with instinct and your best judgement. For me, I do my pickup lines on a scale of how attractive that woman is to me. If she is say a 8.5 to a 10, I would neg-hit her, compliment about something bad, but in a good way. As in, you dress weird, but I find it appealing. You know, things like that, be creative, but always in a sexual way
Never be too sexual or let them know that you just want to get into their pants, because that jsut doesn't work. If it is someone between a 6 to say a 8, just compliment her or just straight up talk to her normally. You don't need pick-up lines, it's how you carry things out, your humor, and your personality that gets the girl. But always dress nice and clean hygiene and stuff like that before you do it, it's better. Pick-up lines to me, are generally for one night stands.But if you need pick-up lines, here are some from me. But basically, you don't just pull this shit outta nowhere, some of this you have to use eye contact first to judge if she has interest in you, if she does, then it's all on how you play the field.
"Can I sit there? Is it ok, ain't I too sexy? You won't get too
horny if I sit in front of you?" (be funny, then initate a convo)
I dig you. (straight up pick-up line, then start convo, compliment gyrlz, but one thing, never compliment on how good they look but rather how beautiful their hair is, etc)
I can't stand shy women. "We're not shy!" (they'll maybe reply we're not shy!) "What? We've been here for 10 minutes and you have'nt talked to us yet!"
(Here is when a gyrl smiles at you, but passes you by, KEEP eye contact, then go talk to her after she has passed u a bit.) Hey! What does that mean? You smiled to me and you did'nt even talk to me!"
(Use this if a gyrl totally digs you and gives u major eye contact. use your cell phone, make sure u turn it off, pretend someone calls you, get right by or in front of her and talk to the phone but look at her, haha i like it and it works.) Hey wussup (blah blah) I like it when gyrlz look at me, you know? but is it something about me that gyrlz just dont want to talk to me? Wut do i do if this cute gyrl is checking me out but doesn talk to me?? I hope shes not shy... (blah blah, put whatever u like, u know what i mean) (she should then smile or laugh about it, then you talk to her,"hey, so what's your name
)Well if you need more ask me, but anyways, it's mostly about you and how you use and judge the pickup lines. But anyways, laterz