Pastafarian miracles
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I don't care if it can be "scientifically" explained. I just feel, you know, as Pastafarian, that this ice thingy is miraculous . It's an example of FSM (PBUH) making Himself known through nature. It just, like, strengthens my conviction. If it wasn't for FSM (PBUH) we'd all be living like cave people or mole-men or something. FSM (PBUH) is Great, FSM (PBUH) is Wise, FSM (PBUH) is Noodly 
sine.nomine
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Kinda looks like cocks and balls... Should I post a picture? And because life stems from my cock and balls, then this must be the form of the divine one.
This picture is extremely holy. Pretty much seals the deal. FSM (PBUH) must exist. There's absolutely NO OTHER RATIONAL EXPLANATION. PROOF that FSM (PBUH) is real.
Please respect my religion. Don't insult it or I will throw pasta sauce on you.
Say, those also look like His Noodlyness! He scatters his Divine Pasta Image everywhere.
I asked for a sign and THEN stumbled across THIS!
For those that can see the signs, a Pacman on the moon is evidence that FSM (PBUH) predicted atomic orbital theory. See the dot? The one being eaten. THERE'S the PROOF! Right there.
FSM (PBUH) is The One. All good Pastarians know this and bask in His glory. If it were not for FSM (PBUH) we'd still be living in the dark ages.... ALL scientific discoveries originate in His glory.
For those that can see the signs, a Pacman on the moon is evidence that FSM (PBUH) predicted atomic orbital theory. See the dot? The one being eaten. THERE'S the PROOF! Right there.
FSM (PBUH) is The One. All good Pastarians know this and bask in His glory. If it were not for FSM (PBUH) we'd still be living in the dark ages.... ALL scientific discoveries originate in His glory.
Clearly the penne is mightier than the sword.
nope, those pictures are signs from god who created stuff, on the stuff he created.By stupid pictures you mean pictures such as these ones:
spaghetti is man made, where was FSM(PBUH) before humans invented pasta? or started to grow wheat?
FSM always was and always will be. He created all. Obey your noodley master.
Yes, you'll notice that all of those images resemble spaghetti.
His Noodlyness inspired humans to make The Great Dish in His image.
THAT, looks like an ac-130's FART:fart:
p.s. if i knew there are really some people who adhere to this religion over here, i wouldn't've said that.
if you want to use what i just said as an excuse to insult islam (some more), then either PM me to delete it or hit the report button.