My Movie: "NUKE"

Hapsburg

Hapsburg

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Me and several friends of mine thought if this idea awhile ago. Its a simple premise:
Murdock Jones, a.k.a 'nuke' fought in the Gulf War in 1991 alongside Samuel Lloyd, a.k.a 'hacker', Patrick Simons, a.k.a 'patch', and William Richards, a.k.a 'wrench'. After the war ended, Murdock resigned, but continued to work for the CIA and the FBI as a hitman. Also, after the war, hacker and patch were improsoned for war crimes.
Two years later, 1993. Murdock has planned for his wedding to his longtime girlfriend, Nicki. He pulls some strings, and uses his connections, and the government allows hacker and patch to attend the wedding, for old times sake.
Somehow, someway, they aquire guns. In the middle of the wedding, they stand up and slaughter nearly everyone. Nicki is in a coma, and 'wrench', the best man, has a few bullet wounds. Murdock is slightly wounded, but mostly escaped damage from hiding behind a bench. But, most of the twenty attendees are dead.
After the event, murdock and william get some guns, and decide to hunt down hacker and patch, and avenge the deaths of the 15 wedding guests, including Murdock and Nicki's parents.
What follows is a gory, bloody tale of death and betrayl, one that culminates in the deaths of many police officers, and a case still open today.
It is the tale of Murdock Jones, the tale of "NUKE"...
 
Let's start with it being a rip-off of 'Kill Bill'
Then we'll move on to it's being generally formulaic. We could continue by noting how improbable the storyline is. If we wanted to quibble, we could note how flagrant your contempt for English is....
 
well, actually, my friend thought of the whole thing a couple years before kill bill.
another thing, how is it improbable? if your old army buddies just tried to kill you and your fiancee', not to mention murder 15 of you close friends and family, what would you do?
seek revenge.
 
what the hell is that on yur avatar, Xev?
looks like a retarded person...
seriously. what is that?
 
Because old army buddies often try to kill you and your fiancee. With guns that they have "somehow, someway" procured (hint: it's not that hard). And everyone in his brother is part of a covert special ops team involved in desert storm.
 
well, i havent seen any other movies where 'your old army buds kill your fiancee"
and they're not special ops in the 'storm op. they were front-liners.
Actually, in the middle of the movie, we plan to have that nuke's fiancee dies from the coma. nukes gets really pissed after that.
also, we reveal how they get the guns in "Nuke 4". it turns out to be Wrench, who is fairly enough jealous of Nuke's skill, abilities, money, and attention.
 
jeez, dont have to be such a fucking asshole about it.
you caould at least give some constructive critisism.
 
Oh, and wait until you hear abut hacker. he's the nastiest villain you will ever hear of.
he's totally insane, but not twitchy-crazy, but calm ,cool, and collected kind of crazy guy. he kills without reason, without emotion, and without a care.
mostly, because he has a massive pent-up rage at the government for experimenting with him, making him nearly-invincible. He heals rapidly, and is incredibly fast, with genius-level intelligence.
Nuke, however, is not so good. he is quite as much, a normal human. he just has enormous willpower, and a lot of rage.
it all equals out to a lot of fighting, and etc.
 
one positive thing about your idea is that it will be intensly easy to make a the tale of nuke 2-6
 
it would be really easy to make a sequal seeing how simple and pointless the plot is
 
the plot's not pointless.
it goes somewhere, with many sub-plots, and etc.
the beauty of it, is that it is simple.
you still didnt answer my question.
what 2-6?
we're only making 4.

NUKE
NUKE 2: hacker vs nuke
NUKE 3: the return of patch
NUKE 4: the final battle

and also, hacker's own movie, but that's not part of the "nuke" series. thats it's own thing.
 
hacker's the real catch to all this. he is one crazy muthafucka, let me tell you.
any constructive criticism, or suggestions to add or edit to the plot?
 
"seriously. what is that?"

Terry Schiavo. Changin it.

This topic is a joke, right.
 
no, its not a joke, you insulting bastard.
im serious about this movie, we're doing it this summer.
if you have any ideas on what to change in the plot, say it or shut the flying fuck up.
 
Okay.
First, change the plot to something that's not completely retarded and formulaic.
Then make sure you videotape yourself and your friends committing sodomy with various foodstuffs. Work that into the plot. Then sell it.
 
uh, how about 'fuck no'. im not gay, nor are anyone that i know.
how is the plot formulaic?
 
Haha…

This is fucking magnificent.
One thing I don’t quite grasp, though. What’s the motivation for hacker and patch to slaughter the people attending the wedding?
 
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