My 500th Birthday

Belated thanks Bluesoul. Christ, that 100 posts in like 2days. wow. I am special. Thanks Peter
 
I have now reached the ripe old age of 900, YAY

Also, belated congrats to Firefly, your now 540ish.
 
Hmm, I've just checked, now got 584 (including this post) :p which makes me the 48th highest poster. :)

Thor, you'll soon be reaching 4 figures soon. ;)
 
Wow, well done, you certainly do post a lot. :bugeye: I'm just falling behind. :(

Where are you on the top 50?
 
Aw man, only 33rd highest poster. Pooh. :D And congrats Thor! on making it to the 4-digit realm! How do you do it?
 
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