multiple religions
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I started two mutually-exclusive religions. The only thing they agree on is that nobody else can join. I sometimes have fist-fights with myself which I ultimately win and lose.
It's immoral. Just look at Scientology. Or the Stanford Prison Experiment. Things get out of hand real fast.
Yes sideshowbob. I too punch myself in the head repeatedly to expel the devil. However a continuation of the soul has taught me otherwise.
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat a meal. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life."-unknown.
A quote.
"Big fish, little fish, cardboard box."-unknown.
"Greedy fish, hungry fish, cardboard box."-Me.
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat a meal. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life."-unknown.
A quote.
"Big fish, little fish, cardboard box."-unknown.
"Greedy fish, hungry fish, cardboard box."-Me.
At least you are in the enviable position of being able to always back the winner with the bookie
And share commiserations with the loser by shouting him a beer
Just keep away from the
The Piss Pots for Peace
Lol.
Like it Michael, like it.
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Not all religions assert an exclusivist point of view. Really, it's just the Abrahamic ones that do. Most religions are ethnic religions, or flexible due to a specific focus, and can be grafted upon or alongside other ones as long as they don't contradict one another.
"Tell it to the Newfoundlanders." -- SideshowBob
Who are they?
"Google is your friend." -- SideshowBob
No help. Newfies and Labrador?
I agree SideshowBob if they fish like me
Give a man a potato and he has a mans meal
Teach a man to farm potatoes and he becomes a Irishman
Only Irish?
Good idea and one which should be taken up by everyone
7 billion religions is just what we need
True
With 7 billion religions hopefully it will contain
large wars between
large religious groups to a
fist fight in the local pub
between 2 evangelical piss pots
Then the reigning pub fighter would be constantly challenged to defend the title.
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People can claim whatever. Authentic practice of X religion & Y religion together may not work but people may fool themselves & try to fool others.
Some Christians claim to believe in reincarnation which does not fit with the present Christian bible.
In response to some things I said, 2 Mormons said any or all other gods might exist but would be less powerful than their god.
Several Muslims (not knowing I am atheist) told me their god is actually the same god I believe in.
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Some Christians claim to believe in reincarnation which does not fit with the present Christian bible.
In response to some things I said, 2 Mormons said any or all other gods might exist but would be less powerful than their god.
Several Muslims (not knowing I am atheist) told me their god is actually the same god I believe in.
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Good
Keep it small within the pub
Bring in the customers
Other pubs could have other gods duke it out in other pubs
Perhaps we could see winners from numerous pubs duke off against each other
By Jove I think I have a inkling of a idea here
The World would finish up with Supergod
Next year run the operation again
"Come on gentleman.
See Bible Basher Billy
up against
Pulpit Pounding Peter
for the title of Almighty of the Mystical
Good
Keep it small within the pub
Bring in the customers
Other pubs could have other gods duke it out in other pubs
Perhaps we could see winners from numerous pubs duke off against each other
By Jove I think I have a inkling of a idea here
The World would finish up with Supergod
Next year run the operation again
"Come on gentleman.
See Bible Basher Billy
up against
Pulpit Pounding Peter
for the title of Almighty of the Mystical
That would require a great increase in the number of pubs.
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Not a problem
We put regulations in place which require the pub owners to provide accommodation for anyone who attends events and has a blood alcohol over the current drive a car limit
Call the accommodation
Piss Pot Pillow Peace Places