Eating Cannabis in the form of something like a "spacecake", will likely cause a person to become completely incapable of doing anything for a few days (if they eat a sufficient volume).
That's a reason that people shouldn't try taking it by ingestion without proper supervision, and never until they've become familiar with it by using a vaporizer (or smoking, in the old days). You need to know what size dose is right for you. If you didn't get enough, you have to wait too long to find out, and if you got too much, by the time you find out it's too late to take less. If you take too much you'll end up with the exact symptoms you described. Duh?
Still, you're exaggerating. THC has a half-life of one to two hours in most people, so you'd have to use a shovel to get so much into your body that you'd still be feeling it two days later. The only person I ever knew who had an experience like that was allergic to wheat and had strangely neglected to tell anyone, as she picked up a peanut butter cookie and shoved it in her mouth. The combination of an allergic reaction and an unfamiliar high was kind of hard on her, but even she--a statistical outlier and an idiot on top of it--was out of the hospital in
only two days.
Since it relies upon the body digesting it, the effects are a prolonged slow release.
It digests through the stomach walls like caffeine and alcohol, so you don't have to wait for your intestines to metabolize it. You don't get the instant rush that you do from vapor (or smoke) but if you have an empty stomach you'll start feeling it in about fifteen minutes.
If sufficient volume is consumed it can cause hallucinations, as well as uncontrollable giggle fits (at least in the first few hours).
You sure run with a wacky crowd. I go back to the 1960s and no one I ever knew had a genuine hallucination. Giggles, well okay, but ain't nothin' wrong with that. Sometimes the world just looks pretty silly.
As for what it actually does to the body, well obviously the brain has an increase of dopamine produced, which is the brains neural transmittion relay's. Increasing neural activity beyond the realms of normal will induce thoughts beyond rational reasoning (which can be a form of Pseudo-Schizophenia).
What a biased, negative viewpoint. Most people experience this as either creativity in their art, or as finding something new in a familiar song/painting/tree/pet/food/other situation.
Of course there's a correlation with intelligence. Marijuana seems to suppress left-brain activity and give the artistic/creative hemisphere a chance to take over. Of course this means that people with low IQs shouldn't use it because they'll forget how to operate the stove or just sit around playing find-your-foot. But it's a real boon for left-hemisphere-dominated people like engineers, lawyers and computer programmers. It gives them a few hours to paint, write poetry or compose songs, without their brains being overwhelmed with logic.
This could lead to increased anxiety, over time the effects will be that the brain has "overclocked" for a duration and needs rest, this is when the brain starts to have chemicals produced caused by fatigue.
Every drug high has a period at the end when you have to come down, but used properly marijuana's is more gentle than just about any other. Since grass tends to be an appetite stimulant, just about the time you're coming down you get a blood sugar slump and simply fall asleep.
These fatigue chemicals are what cause the sluggishness of a severely doped user and a prolonged "fatigue" state will damage the bodies immune system, cause neurological atrophy (Neural paths will not form/function correctly under and continuous fatigue state, causing potentially permenant damage.)
Dude, is this some shit you read in a book, or perhaps heard it in the fraudulent this-is-your-brain-on-drugs D.A.R.E. campaign? You seem like a typical American because you didn't present us with any statistics on the probability of that actually happening to anyone. If you eat your happy brownie on a rainy day, I suspect that you're more likely to be killed by lightning than to be the victim of these scary pharmalogical scenarios. The number of Americans who experience any serious kind of problems due to marijuana is minuscule. Of course it's a big country so there are a few, but you're far more likely to break your neck in your bathtub, and who worries about that? Meanwhile something like ten thousand people a year are killed by prescription medications.
Obviously the ingested version is more potent than a person that smokes . . . .
I don't know how you're measuring that. It generally takes about five times as much dope to get equivalently high by ingestion as by inhalation, although it may last about twice as long. That still makes inhalation 2.5 times as "potent" as swallowing.
(unless they are using certain types of apparatus)
Welcome to the 21st century. Everybody would be using vaporizers and nobody would be smoking any more if the stuff was legal. In some jurisdictions vaporizers can be classified as "paraphernalia" (even though the instructions carefully show you how to use it for tobacco and yogi herbs) so people are afraid to get caught with one. Yet another example of the deleterious second-order effects of prohibition. "Make it illegal and then show people how bad it is for their health."
Unsanitary syringes, incorrect concentrations, contaminated chemicals, bathtub gin with wood alcohol, these are all problems caused by prohibition, not by the drugs themselves. Not to mention cops and D.A.s on the take, otherwise responsible taxpayers being thrown in jail, Mexico turning into a war zone, $18 billion in heroin money going into the Taliban treasury.
. . . . in the wrong dose or constant misuse it is unhealthy.
Did you go to a school run by the shit-for-brains government? That statement is true of pretty much ANYTHING!!!
I remember about 25 years ago the police chief of L.A. said in an interview that he wished the cops were allowed to shoot marijuana users. The immediate response from the younger people was, "That's the only way you could make our drugs as dangerous as the ones you old farts take!"