Lets lighten up shall we....

S

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Save the whales motherfucker
Valued Senior Member
...and see what religion is right for you

What religion suits you best

My results

How did the Belief-O-Matic do?



1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (93%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (88%)
4. Secular Humanism (88%)
5. Neo-Pagan (76%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (75%)
7. New Age (67%)
8. Mahayana Buddhism (62%)
9. Bahá'í Faith (61%)
10. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (61%)
11. Nontheist (61%)
12. New Thought (56%)
13. Reform Judaism (55%)
14. Taoism (53%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (49%)
16. Scientology (49%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (45%)
18. Jainism (43%)
19. Jehovah's Witness (42%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (41%)
21. Sikhism (37%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (29%)
23. Hinduism (25%)
24. Islam (24%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (11%)
27. Roman Catholic (11%)
 
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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (95%)
3. Secular Humanism (90%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (87%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (86%)
6. Neo-Pagan (86%)
7. Bahá'í Faith (82%)
8. New Age (74%)
9. Jainism (71%)
10. Nontheist (71%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (70%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (67%)
13. Taoism (60%)
14. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (55%)
15. Sikhism (53%)
16. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (50%)
17. Jehovah's Witness (49%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (47%)
19. Hinduism (44%)
20. Reform Judaism (40%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (39%)
22. Islam (38%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (38%)
24. New Thought (35%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (28%)
26. Roman Catholic (28%)
27. Scientology (26%)
 
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1. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (80%)
3. Bahá'í Faith (77%)
4. Liberal Quakers (68%)
5. Unitarian Universalism (66%)
6. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (60%)
7. Jehovah's Witness (60%)
8. New Thought (56%)
9. Hinduism (44%)
10. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (40%)
11. Scientology (39%)
12. New Age (37%)
13. Neo-Pagan (35%)
14. Mahayana Buddhism (27%)
15. Taoism (22%)
16. Nontheist (17%)
17. Secular Humanism (17%)
18. Sikhism (16%)
19. Eastern Orthodox (0%)
20. Islam (0%)
21. Jainism (0%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (0%)
23. Orthodox Quaker (0%)
24. Reform Judaism (0%)
25. Roman Catholic (0%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (0%)
27. Theravada Buddhism (0%)

This thing isn't very reliable is all I can say.
Christian Science??
Ummm...no.
Last I checked, they were a bunch of loons in my oppinion. This thing isn't as good as the makers think it is.
 
1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (97%)
3. Nontheist (93%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (89%)
5. Liberal Quakers (81%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (74%)
7. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (64%)
8. Neo-Pagan (59%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (58%)
10. New Thought (52%)
11. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (51%)
12. Bahá'í Faith (49%)
13. Reform Judaism (49%)
14. Jehovah's Witness (44%)
15. Scientology (42%)
16. Taoism (40%)
17. New Age (37%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (33%)
19. Sikhism (32%)
20. Eastern Orthodox (27%)
21. Islam (27%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (27%)
23. Roman Catholic (27%)
24. Hinduism (21%)
25. Orthodox Quaker (19%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)
27. Jainism (13%)
 
1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (98%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (92%)

I swear the UU's sponsor this quiz.
 
1. Seventh Day Adventist (100%)
2. Eastern Orthodox (96%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (96%)
4. Orthodox Quaker (96%)
5. Roman Catholic (96%)
6. Orthodox Judaism (92%)
7. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (87%)
8. Jehovah's Witness (83%)
9. Hinduism (82%)
10. Sikhism (81%)
11. Islam (78%)
12. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (75%)
13. Bahá'í Faith (69%)
14. Reform Judaism (66%)
15. Liberal Quakers (63%)
16. Jainism (61%)
17. Unitarian Universalism (52%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (45%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (43%)
20. Neo-Pagan (36%)
21. New Age (33%)
22. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (31%)
23. Scientology (26%)
24. Secular Humanism (25%)
25. New Thought (25%)
26. Taoism (18%)
27. Nontheist (16%)
 
1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)
3. New Age (97%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (95%)
5. New Thought (88%)
6. Scientology (87%)
7. Liberal Quakers (80%)
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (79%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (77%)
10. Theravada Buddhism (76%)
11. Taoism (73%)
12. Secular Humanism (68%)
13. Hinduism (62%)
14. Reform Judaism (61%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (54%)
16. Bahá'í Faith (53%)
17. Jainism (45%)
18. Sikhism (42%)
19. Nontheist (41%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (34%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (33%)
23. Islam (27%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (16%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (15%)
27. Roman Catholic (15%)
 
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1. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
2. Islam (94%)
3. Reform Judaism (84%)
4. Sikhism (84%)
5. Bahá'í Faith (78%)
6. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (70%)
7. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (63%)
8. Eastern Orthodox (62%)
9. Roman Catholic (62%)
10. Jainism (57%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (57%)
12. Seventh Day Adventist (56%)
13. Liberal Quakers (53%)
14. Jehovah's Witness (52%)
15. Unitarian Universalism (47%)
16. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (45%)
17. Hinduism (45%)
18. Neo-Pagan (43%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (42%)
20. Theravada Buddhism (31%)
21. Scientology (30%)
22. New Age (29%)
23. New Thought (26%)
24. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (23%)
25. Secular Humanism (21%)
26. Nontheist (17%)
27. Taoism (16%)

NO WAY MAN, I CAN NEVER BE ORTHODOX JEW........They must have been smoking some weed or something when they created this test.

:p
 
I specificaly asked for no Trinity, and I got all the Katholic stuff.

The test is flawed.
 
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Proud,

The quiz reflects your true personal beliefs as opposed to those you have been told to believe.

It would seem you have far more in common with Orthodox Jews than you probably want to admit or realize.
 
I picked "none of the above" or "not applicable" for all except the last one about revering nature which I agreed with and placed high importance on.

Now I'm a liberal christian protestant?
Yeah that makes sense:rolleyes:
 
I agree that this little application is completely whack.

Try this instead: Religion Creator

My new signature is gonna read "Smithy Christ also performed many miracles such as when he turned socks into screws at his friend's wedding, and made the rotten man not so rotten."
 
Here's me:

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (83%)
3. New Age (82%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (80%)
5. New Thought (78%)
6. Unitarian Universalism (75%)
7. Hinduism (75%)
8. Scientology (66%)
9. Theravada Buddhism (63%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (56%)
11. Liberal Quakers (54%)
12. Jainism (52%)
13. Taoism (46%)
14. Bahá'í Faith (45%)
15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (38%)
16. Sikhism (37%)
17. Reform Judaism (35%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)
19. Secular Humanism (34%)
20. Jehovah's Witness (32%)
21. Orthodox Quaker (28%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (24%)
23. Nontheist (21%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (15%)
25. Islam (15%)
26. Roman Catholic (15%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (7%)

Christian Science made second place??? Right. :rolleyes:
 
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1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (93%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
4. Secular Humanism (90%)
5. Neo-Pagan (88%)
6. Taoism (76%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (73%)
8. Bahá'í Faith (72%)
9. New Age (69%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (68%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (68%)
12. Jainism (59%)
13. Nontheist (58%)
14. Reform Judaism (58%)
15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (56%)
16. Sikhism (47%)
17. Seventh Day Adventist (43%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (42%)
19. Hinduism (37%)
20. Jehovah's Witness (35%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (33%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (31%)
23. New Thought (29%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (25%)
25. Islam (25%)
26. Roman Catholic (25%)
27. Scientology (24%)

Wow. I guess I didn't really know myself, huh.:rolleyes:
 
When I pressed "Submit" flame and smoke rose from the back of my computer, and I saw the face of Satan projected in the smoke smiling and she said, "At last! I have been waiting for you for quite some time now. We must begin our work."

You think it means anything?:bugeye: :confused:
 
Originally posted by one_raven


You think it means anything?:bugeye: :confused:
Click to expand...

Yeah ,you need a new monitor and your video card may have been acting up. Try nerd culture, someone should know there.



This test is obviously flawed but read the thread title people...its for fun. It doesn't say anything about your preferences but it is nifty to see how you turn out.
 
Well I'm happy with my results.

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1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)
3. Nontheist (95%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (90%)
5. Liberal Quakers (87%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (79%)
7. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (60%)
8. Neo-Pagan (56%)
9. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (52%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (51%)
11. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (49%)
12. Jehovah's Witness (46%)
13. Taoism (45%)
14. New Age (45%)
15. New Thought (44%)
16. Mahayana Buddhism (42%)
17. Reform Judaism (42%)
18. Orthodox Quaker (35%)
19. Scientology (33%)
20. Jainism (29%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (26%)
22. Islam (25%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (25%)
24. Sikhism (20%)
25. Hinduism (19%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (11%)
27. Roman Catholic (11%)

I enjoyed the test, and the results. I've made 180% turn on the religion of my birth. Roman Catholic. Though I never pictured my self as a Secular Humanist. :confused:
 
LMAO!!! Ok.. I just think it's hilarious that both Vienna and Proud Syrian got the same one for number one... So does that mean you really DO believe the same thing? LOL...:D...

wipes tears of laughter from eyes



:eek:
 
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