Let's Get Hitched Son

I'm not entirely certain why they get to pretend that incest and homosexuality are the same. I'm sure it’s probably because they are reactionary dimwits who haven’t ever examined these things. All they know is that they are both taboo, so they act like they are one and the same. For the purposes of this thread would it be alright if I acted as if heterosexual unions were tantamount to dumping mercury into public waterways?

Good god people, what is the world coming to! You heterosexuals want to have your marriage at any cost, and you just don't care how many deformed babies it causes! If we let the hets breed now, soon the power plants are going to be beating down our door demanding their rights to pollute! Heterosexuality is tantamount to chemical warfare against the American people!
 
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