Jokes and Funny Stories II

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[Gawdzilla Sama]

She evidently doesn't know her bra size.

 

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[sculptor]

She evidently doesn't know her bra size.

34 b ?

 

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Well somebody had to make it!

 

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[Gawdzilla Sama]

Love that one. Bears are opportunistic so a nice hunk of meat just lying there would be lovely.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

34 b ?

My sister is six years younger than me. When she first started wearing "adult undergarments" (Hey, this was the early 60s...) she proudly announced when she graduated to a B cup. At supper. The old man turned purple trying not to laugh. Mom just shrugged.

 

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[Gawdzilla Sama]

Of course. But then I go days at a time wearing tank tops and board shorts.

 

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FINALLY someone said something!

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[Gawdzilla Sama]

One of my cousins reported for his court date right on time. He stands before the judge and the prosecutor reads off the charges, leading up to his third drunk driving arrest is two months. Then the prosecutor said "...and for the record, Mr. Rankins, what kind of car did you drive here today?" "My Dodge Hellcat, sir." The prosecutor looked at the judge and said "His license has been revoked for seven months now."

"Two years in the county jail. Next case."

Them boys ain't too bright.

 

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