Jokes and Funny Stories II

[Michael 345]

 

[sideshowbob]

A couple expecting twins were on their way to the hospital when they got into a car accident. The husband woke up in the hospital, bewildered and anxious. Luckily, his brother was there and told him that the twins had been born and they and their mother were all fine. "There's just one thing," the brother continued.

"What's that?"

"Well, the hospital staff were in a hurry to register the births, so I named the babies for you."

The husband was apprehensive because his brother had an offbeat sense of humor. "What did you name them?"

"Well, I named your daughter DeNiece."

The husband was relieved. "What did you name my son?"

"DeNephew."

 

[DaveC426913]

That joke was lame when my dad told it.

 

[Magical Realist]

 

[Magical Realist]

 

[Magical Realist]

 

[Magical Realist]

 

[Seattle]

That joke was lame when my dad told it.

It has the ring of a Reader's Digest "joke". Is there still a Reader's Digest?

 

[wegs]

 

[Magical Realist]

 

[Magical Realist]

 

[Michael 345]

Not a fun way to teach swimming

In context, it a clip from a John Wayne (?) movie it is funny

Well I think so

https://youtube.com/shorts/sj1q7TG5IAE?feature=share

 

[Michael 345]

Jimmy Carr

https://youtube.com/shorts/rWxcbH0WhZw?feature=share

The medical humour got to me

 

[Magical Realist]

 

[Magical Realist]

 

[Michael 345]

Dolly Parton

https://youtube.com/shorts/0zBeltEhUIs?feature=share

 

[Michael 345]

Dolly Parton --- Don't think this was intentional and don't think was intended to be a joke
Enjoy

https://youtube.com/shorts/YuC3gJ7A6ec?feature=share

 

[Michael 345]

Ronald Reagan again

https://youtube.com/shorts/85EvT3P7i-Y?feature=share

 

[Magical Realist]

 

[Magical Realist]