It's Good To Be The Woman.

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We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

Taxis stop for us.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

We don't have to pass wind to amuse ourselves.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We get free drinks.

We dont have take a leak while others in the bathroom are looking at our arse.

We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her arse.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.
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Ahhh.. isnt it great:D
 
"We dont have take a leak while others in the bathroom are looking at our arse."
Guys are looking at my ass?? :eek:


"We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her arse."

There's a really funny Coach's Corner (Coach's Corner is the intermission show on Hockey Night In Canada staring Ron Mclean who is calm and reserved and Don Cherry who is a madman old-style Canadian hockey player) where Doug Gilmour (one of hte toughest, most respected men in the sport and one of the greatest leaders in hockey history) comes on the show and Mclean and Cherry had been argueing over guys who show affection to other guys in hockey. Gilmour comes on the show sweaty as possible and leans over and kisses Cherry. Cherry looks at the camera and goes "see he can do that cause he's a tough guy!"

Cherry may be a closet homophobe (I think he fears them, but doesn't particularily dislike them at all) but sports is just one of those things where I can actually show affection to a guy without feeling 'gay' or disgusted in myself. I remember my 21 year old coach jumping on the ice and hugging and kissing us when we won city championships a few years back. Not the least bit unnerving.
 
me

its good to be a male!

FIRST OF ALL!!!
um
and then
well
ok so
then there was
uh
men are much better at hmm no
er
lets see
oh!
nope
uggghh
NEVER MIND!
LEAVE ME ALONE!!
 
self made list

I can dress whatever I want

I have a LOT less chance to get sexual harrasment or whatever it's called

Men don't clothe me naked when are talking to me

I can do a shower in 5 mins

I can dress up in 15sec

I don't waste my money on makeup

I don't have to worry about small breast

I still can look good with no plastic surgery when I'm 65
(Hey- look at Schon O'Conery (sp))

I can shop in a few minutes

I wouldn't get picked up if I was blonde


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reasons cookie dough is better than men

It´s enjoyable soft or hard.
2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.
3. It doesn´t mind if you take your anger out on it.
4. You always want to swallow.
5. It won´t complain if you share it with your friends.
6. It´s quick and convenient.
7. You can enjoy it more than once.
8. It comes already protectively wrapped.
9. You can make it as large as you want.
10. If you don´t finish it you can save it for later.
11. It´s easier to get the kind you want.
12. You can comparison shop.
13. It´s easier to find in a grocery store.
14. You can put it away when you´ve had enough.
15. You know yours has never been eaten before.
16. It won´t complain if you chew on it.
17. It comes chocolate flavored.
18. You always know when to get rid of it.
19. You can return it--satisfaction guaranteed.
20. It´s always ready to go.
21. You won´t get arrested if you eat it in public.
22. You don´t have to change the sheets if you eat it in bed.
23. It won´t wake you up because it´s hard.
24. You don´t have to find an excuse not to eat it.
25. You can tell your friends how much you´ve eaten without sounding
26. like you´re bragging.
27. It won´t take up room in your bed.
28. It´s easy to pick up.
29. You never have unwanted cookie dough chasing you around.
30. You know what the extra weight is from.
31. It won´t get jealous if you pick up another one.
32. It never has an insecurity problem with its size.
33. It is very pliable.
 
It's sort of good to be a woman...

Child birth is one thing that is not good, when you're a woman...*shudder* I can still remember the film we watched in science...*trembles* It's like the baby is ripping through this teeny little hole, and blood is everywhere....*whimpers*
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We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
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BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D

Taxis stop for us.
We get free drinks.
If we're wearing short skirts. :rolleyes:
 
Blue:

Ah, but nowadays one can voluntarily forgo childbirth and just adopt.

*Xev looks thoughtful for a moment, then an evil grin lights up her face*

Mwahahahaaaa!
 
Ah, but nowadays one can voluntarily forgo childbirth and just adopt.
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Women who never bare children are three times more likely to get ovarian cancer.
 
Men have their own specific reproductive health problems t worry about, so it balences out.
 
im not having sex WITH a dog.. just LIKE ..oh gee.. i dont think i should be posting this here. :eek:
 
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