I think you have gone overboard with your extension in interpretation if the bible . The basic of the guide on how to live are the 10 Commandment.
Really? Do you ever do work on weekends? Do you have any statues or figures in your house? (dolls or animal toys for kids, little symbols of fish on a plate, anything like that.)
"except for the parts that tell you all the people you should rape and kill." Can you tell me where Jesus said such things.
I can easily show you where the Bible says such things. Here's a good one from Numbers ,in which the Lord tells Moses to kill everyone in a city, then kill all the male children, and all the women except for the virgins - they were to be left for the officers to rape as a reward.
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And they warred against the Midianites, just as the Lord commanded Moses, and they killed all the males. They killed the kings of Midian with
the rest of those who were killed—Evi, Rekem, Zur, Hur, and Reba, the five kings of Midian. Balaam the son of Beor they also killed with the sword.
. . . Moses was angry with the officers of the army,
with the captains over thousands and captains over hundreds, who had come from the battle. And Moses said to them: “Have you kept all the women alive? Look, these
women caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to trespass against the Lord in the incident of Peor, and there was a plague among the congregation of the Lord. Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known a man intimately. But keep alive for yourselves all the young girls who have not known a man intimately.
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Did not Jesus say " If they hit you in one cheek put the other ? "
Yep. He also said "Do not think that I came to bring peace on earth. I did not come to bring peace but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and ‘a man’s enemies
will be those of his
own household."
Which one is the "real" Jesus? You can choose either one.