Matt Bors, 24 January 2017 (via Daily Kos Comics)
The question of whether it is okay to "punch a Nazi" is only complicated if we are determined to make it so.
Bob, who likes to make Nazi gestures and shout slogans in German, tapping canteloupe at the supermarket? Probably not an appropriate time to clock him.
But, seriously, identifying as a Nazi is pretty much an inherent threat to anyone around a person who
isn't a Nazi. As much as we admonish one another toward civility, there are some standards in lieu of justice by which the
sumbish haddit comin', y'know?
And that's the thing. Take a bit like sticks and stones, and the question of whether words can hurt. Even before it was demonstrated that, yes, words hurt, pretty much everyone knew there was a limit; that's why American society, for instance, has a doctrine of fightin' words. Seriously, you utter fightin' words and you don't get to complain if someone clocks you in the teeth.
Put on your Nazi gear and go strutting around like you're some kind of fucking patriot? Yeah, plenty of people are going to start looking around for a section of two-by-four to clock you with. And just as many juries would acquit as convict, and in a weird way, society is kind of okay with that, as if we know we can't
really endorse this shit, but come on, at some point it's not a matter of how we despise our most despised, but respect them. After all, take a Nazi up on his effort to pick a fight, and you're honoring him.
Or something like that.
To the one, I believe in human rights, so you don't go clocking Nazis just for playing dress-up and making themselves known.
To the other, I'm only going to protect the dangerously stupid from themselves for so long. I can't walk each Nazi around town by the hand in order to explain to all the otherwise decent people that he really does have the right to depict himself as this manner of excrement, so ... right.
Besides, the other test is how we treat our most vulnerable, which means that in the moment instead of coddling the Nazi and telling him what a
super job he's doing, triage generally suggests I will more likely be attending the victim.
In truth I think the better question is to call out Saul:
Would you leave the bleeding man to die because you believe he's a Nazi?
And the answer is pretty straightforward:
As long as triage says that's how it goes. Because, yeah, if I'm establishing triage, Nazis are near the bottom of the priority ladder compared to, say, wounded children. As Nazis are civilians, though, that means they come before police officers. Then again, how many days will absolutely
require me to choose because the nine year old who was just eating lunch comes before the delusional Nazi who was shooting suspected Jews comes before the cop who accidentally shot him by missing the innocent and unarmed black man. In that moment of pure hypothetical bullshit, when all three―child, Nazi, and cop―have exactly the same chance and time to live, the answer is clear:
Arrest the black man.
Which, in turn, is completely unrealistic: I mean, really, a cop is going to
miss an unarmed black man? Fine, he'll just keep shooting. It's an unarmed black man, after all, the most dangerous force on the planet.
Meanwhile, half of the rest of us will be trying to save the kid while everyone else argues over the Nazi and the cop because a Nazi is a Nazi and everybody knows that the sacrifice of being a police officer means you always come before the people you purport to protect.
I say, if you really want to punch the Nazi, take your fucking chances. Vendetta? Revenge? Either way, you become some manner of martyr. And there's always the third alternative, that you might actually get away with it. Because, you know, that's the thing. This is America, where a jury will tell you a woman was asking for it because of how she was dressed. But for the fact of the Nazi being a Nazi, we might otherwise expect the same standard of justice. Oh, right, he's also most likely a male, so, never mind; he'll get a better standard.