Yes, crap indeed. I like that word, a lot.
Everprince, I am not a monkey, if you are making some lewd comment on the fact that evolution proposes that man evolved from monkeys, then you are wrong. Evolution currently suggests man evolved from a common ancestor as the apes of today. Apes are not monkeys; they are two different species of animal altogether.
If you are trying to mock us because you think we bare a resemblance to monkeys, you are doing a good job on the mocking, keep it up. Although, if I were you, I would use the word crap in there somewhere, it is easy to incorporate into a sentence and is funnier and less severe than shit.
You piece of crap,
ZERO MASS