Iran Nuclear Pest

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Today Cheney said that he will not rule out war with Iran, especially since they are getting disturbingly close to having nuclear weapons.

War may be effective, but I have an alternate idea, if they continue on their current path, rather than taking them to war, we should cut off supplies to that nation until they realize that there is nothing they can do but give up nuclear bomb manufacturing.

On the other hand, sieging a nation starves warmongers as well as its civilians. But sometimes I wonder, are the civilians in Iran as warmongering as their President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? If they are, then I believe sieging them may be a good idea... honestly, they are a desert country, how long would they last under siege?
 
..., but I have an alternate idea, if they continue on their current path, rather than taking them to war, we should cut off supplies to that nation until they realize that there is nothing they can do but give up nuclear bomb manufacturing.

Who's "we"?

If you mean "we", the USA, then that would essentially be a declaration of war.

If you mean "we", the UN, then that would be like punishing someone by whipping them with a feather ...while giving them a handjob while they sipped on fine wine while resting comfortably on luxuriously soft pillows.

If you mean "we", all the nations in the world, then that's nothing but a fuckin' fantasy of the highest magnitude .....even higher fantasy than the UN fantasy noted above.

Baron Max
 
Do you have a better sollution Baron?

Do you think "we" (the UN) will be firing nuclear missiles at Iran? NO we are not, which is why Iran doesn't need nuclear weapons.
 
Do you have a better sollution Baron?

No, as a matter of fact. I've "hired" (elected) government officials who I expect to know what to do and how to do it.

But surely you know, from the experiences of Iraq and others, that economic sanctions don't work. Nor does "diplomacy".

To be perfectly honest, the only thing that I see as "working" is to use force or the threat of force. And that means circling the dinky, useless little nation with about 10,000 bombers loaded down with big fuckin' nukes!!

Baron Max
 
Who needs 10,000 bombers, loaded with nukes. All you need is one parachute labaled "Baron Max". Drop him off downtown, and he'll make most of them cry for mommy....
 
That's because he's a massive evil idiot.

No no no!!! He is the saviour of man kind and millions and millions are his followers and they all want to bomb the Iranians. First iraq and now iran... come on guys don't you all realized it by now that Cheney will save us all once again.
 
No, as a matter of fact. I've "hired" (elected) government officials who I expect to know what to do and how to do it.

But surely you know, from the experiences of Iraq and others, that economic sanctions don't work. Nor does "diplomacy".

To be perfectly honest, the only thing that I see as "working" is to use force or the threat of force. And that means circling the dinky, useless little nation with about 10,000 bombers loaded down with big fuckin' nukes!!

Baron Max

It seems to be working very well in Iraq. Oh wait, the insurgency is still raging. My bad :)

The most technologically advanced and most well-trained fighting force in history can't beat a bunch of desert-dwelling irregular fighters.
 
The most technologically advanced and most well-trained fighting force in history can't beat a bunch of desert-dwelling irregular fighters.

If they'd have used my tactics, the war would have been over in about ten days or less! The reason we're still in the war is because we aren't fighting a war, we're just pussy-footin' around tryin' to appease the fuckin' liberals of the world.

10,000 nukes spread around that dinky, dirty, fucked up little nation would have ended the war in a few days ....and the self-righteous outcries of the liberal doo-gooders of the world would be over by now!

Baron Max
 
If they'd have used my tactics, the war would have been over in about ten days or less! The reason we're still in the war is because we aren't fighting a war, we're just pussy-footin' around tryin' to appease the fuckin' liberals of the world.

10,000 nukes spread around that dinky, dirty, fucked up little nation would have ended the war in a few days ....and the self-righteous outcries of the liberal doo-gooders of the world would be over by now!

Baron Max

Perhaps this is why you are so afraid of other countries acquiring nukes.

You're afraid there might be on the other side who might see this as a solution to their problems.
 
Perhaps this is why you are so afraid of other countries acquiring nukes.

You're afraid there might be on the other side who might see this as a solution to their problems.

I ain't afraid of nothin', Sam! I just don't want those dinky, dirty, backward countries to have nukes, in the same way that I don't want mental cases to have guns and knives and clubs!

Baron Max
 
I ain't afraid of nothin', Sam! I just don't want those dinky, dirty, backward countries to have nukes,

Baron Max

This coming from a man who's country is currently in the midst of forcing science out of science classes, to teach school children creationism instead of evolution in public schools. No, not backward at all.:rolleyes:

in the same way that I don't want mental cases to have guns and knives and clubs!
So many things could be said to that comment from you Baron.
 
10,000 nukes spread around that dinky, dirty, fucked up little nation would have ended the war in a few days

Compassionate Christians, rock on!!!

Max, I take you like your crude oil with radiation. By the way your math is way off. 100 would have done it, but hey, what about those 20 million innocents whom we are freeing there??? That would have been the ultimate freedom!!!
 
I think your math is both wrong still.... we all know they'd blow themselves up, with just one bomb.....
 
I ain't afraid of nothin', Sam! I just don't want those dinky, dirty, backward countries to have nukes, in the same way that I don't want mental cases to have guns and knives and clubs!

Baron Max

Yeah, to protect myself from the mental cases running around all over the place ......which those damned liberal doo-gooders release from prison and mental wards on a regular basis!

Baron Max

Why don't you go and stand next to a prison and shoot everybody they let out. You are retired after all. It's not like you are doing something useful.
 
Why don't you go and stand next to a prison and shoot everybody they let out. You are retired after all. It's not like you are doing something useful.

What makes you think we don't do that already? Ya' gotta' be ready for target practice when the targets are available, ya' know.

Baron Max
 
I think your math is both wrong still.... we all know they'd blow themselves up, with just one bomb.....

Yeah, but they're so fuckin' ignorant that they'd probably miss too many, then we'd still be in the same situation with radiation to contend with.

Baron Max
 
If they'd have used my tactics, the war would have been over in about ten days or less! The reason we're still in the war is because we aren't fighting a war, we're just pussy-footin' around tryin' to appease the fuckin' liberals of the world.

10,000 nukes spread around that dinky, dirty, fucked up little nation would have ended the war in a few days ....and the self-righteous outcries of the liberal doo-gooders of the world would be over by now!

Baron Max

Please cite where any Republicans have suggested such a demented plan.

Hunter S. Thompson:

"We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the world - a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts. We are human scum, and that is how history will judge us....No redeeming social value. Just whores. Get out of our way, or we'll kill you.

Who does vote for these dishonest skinheads? Who among us can be happy and proud of having all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush?

They are the same ones who wanted to have Muhammad Ali locked up for refusing to kill gooks. They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious in the American character. They are the racists and hate mongers among us -- they are the Ku Klux Klan. I piss down the throats of these Nazis.

And I am too old to worry about whether they like it or not. Fuck them."

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