WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A lawyer for the Bush administration argued Tuesday that the U.S. Supreme Court should uphold a law that protects children from Internet pornography.
http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/02/online.smut/index.html
Right, well some of you may not be terribly savvy with all of these Right-wingers vs. civil liberties type cases, but in general once they get it into their heads that they need to protect every single child in America from viewing certain material, you can generally assume that they're going to go off the deep end, and someone's going to pay.
Solicitor General Theodore Olson told the justices that indecent material is "persistent and unavoidable" and causes "substantial psychological and physiological damage on children."
Substantial psychological and physiological damage to children? Ok, lets ignore psychological for a moment. . . but physiological? Is porn going to bite them? Is it going to knock them out of their chairs? Is Olson afraid that little boys are going to jerk too hard and yank their wieners right off? What physical harm, exactly is he afraid that porn is going to bring to children? The most feasible thing I could think of is that perhaps rapidly flashing banner adds may cause seizures.
As for psychological damage. . . they've got to learn about this stuff sooner or later don't they? I mean we're talking about a fairly natural and universal biological function here. . . yeah, sure glorified and made all flashy and glitzy, but isn't it the parent’s job to tell little Billy and sally what the difference is, and how it all works? What long term psychological damage could possibly be dealt to a child by seeing some pictures of naked people sticking various things in various holes? Europeans, help me out here, does seeing naked people at a young age warp your youth? Is it psychologically scarring? Do you need to go to therapy regularly because of your looser broadcast regulations?
To illustrate his point, Olson said he went on his home computer over the weekend, typed in "free porn" on a search engine and 6 million Web sites popped up.
This is just utterly absurd. Please remember from the previous paragraph that Olson's point was that porn is "persistent and unavoidable". Now how exactly does going on the internet and looking specifically for "Free porn" prove that anything is persistent and unavoidable? All that says is that if you look for it, then behold, you shall find. It's like shooting your own foot to prove that gun violence is "unavoidable". What a complete joke!
As much as boneheaded conservatives (and hell even a fair number of liberals [John Leiberman, this means you!]) seem to have this completely unrealistic idea that we need federal legislation to child-proof this entire nation, even at the expense of free speech and other liberties. Sooner or later they're going to have to learn that we can't try to completely shelter our children from every benign little quirk of society that we may happen to find morally objectionable. Knowing about these things builds characters and better prepares us to deal with every day life in the real world. If you try to keep your child completely isolated from such things, then he's bound to end up like li'll Johnny Ashcroft, afraid to see the pert tit of justice.