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God I just read through 4 pages of shit. God you guys talk a lot ;)
Draqon I see you went ahead with the kayak, does this mean you won't
eat for a month?

Enmos so if a girl is ugly you call her what? Only if a girl is hot you call her a chick?
 
shorty_37 said:
Draqon I see you went ahead with the kayak, does this mean you won't
eat for a month?
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shorty you know me more and more...you can predict my thoughts. I am amazed :) Yes that is what it means, precisely. Time for yogurt diet, I want muscles all over me. :)
 
shorty_37 said:
God I just read through 4 pages of shit. God you guys talk a lot ;)
Draqon I see you went ahead with the kayak, does this mean you won't
eat for a month?

Enmos so if a girl is ugly you call her what? Only if a girl is hot you call her a chick?
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I never call anyone a chick.. lol
All I have to go on for this kind of thing is movies :D
 
draqon said:
shorty you know me more and more...you can predict my thoughts. I am amazed :) Yes that is what it means, precisely. Time for yogurt diet, I want muscles all over me. :)
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What the hell Draqon.. for real ?
Couldn't you have saved up until you could afford it ?
 
It's going to be 30 degrees Celsius (86 F) tomorrow and the day after.
These temperatures will be accompanied by heavy thunderstorms, so it will be rather humid as well..
Wish me luck :(
 
draqon said:
shorty you know me more and more...you can predict my thoughts. I am amazed :) Yes that is what it means, precisely. Time for yogurt diet, I want muscles all over me. :)
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Maybe I should take my show on the road. Set up a little booth and start telling fortunes. :D
 
well I capsized today...twice in my kayak...while training on how to attach a kayak to a rope connected to a tree...
 
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while training on how to attack a kayak to a rope connected to a tree...
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It's tricky, I know, but generally you sneak up on the unsuspecting kayak, render it motionless with a Ukranian Uber uppercut then ( not than) proceed to systematically dismember the craft. Bite off its bow, strangle its stern, mangle its midships.

Works for me.
 
Spud Emperor said:
It's tricky, I know, but generally you sneak up on the unsuspecting kayak, render it motionless with a Ukranian Uber uppercut then ( not than) proceed to systematically dismember the craft. Bite off its bow, strangle its stern, mangle its midships.

Works for me.
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God...have mercy upon my soul...one innocent mistake, one letter...:rolleyes:
 
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