The holy house of CornDog
In the days of the great poodlephile. The incarnation of Dogcornem maximasculum occured just west of the vendoropolis.
A man walked for ten days to the spot where all were blended. It was cannon in those days to sacrifice oneself for the consumption.
This was a holy event in which the chosen were subjected to plucking out their eyes and genitals. The reason..
To give what was seen and to make these visions fertile in the stomachs of the newly converted chosen ones.
The blending of all organs were later congealed in the form of a phalus-shaped meatstick called a weiner. Even later yet, the addition of a stick was added for it was blasphemous to even touch the weiner.
The travelling man whose name is unspeakable, found a missing ingredient to the ever holy weiner.
I forget the rest...but some how it became the flesh of this man. And so millions pilgramaged to the vendoropolis every week to see if the great dogcornem still wanted what little money they had. And they paid...and paid..and paid...and were next in line to be a part of the next consumption.
In the days of the great poodlephile. The incarnation of Dogcornem maximasculum occured just west of the vendoropolis.
A man walked for ten days to the spot where all were blended. It was cannon in those days to sacrifice oneself for the consumption.
This was a holy event in which the chosen were subjected to plucking out their eyes and genitals. The reason..
To give what was seen and to make these visions fertile in the stomachs of the newly converted chosen ones.
The blending of all organs were later congealed in the form of a phalus-shaped meatstick called a weiner. Even later yet, the addition of a stick was added for it was blasphemous to even touch the weiner.
The travelling man whose name is unspeakable, found a missing ingredient to the ever holy weiner.
I forget the rest...but some how it became the flesh of this man. And so millions pilgramaged to the vendoropolis every week to see if the great dogcornem still wanted what little money they had. And they paid...and paid..and paid...and were next in line to be a part of the next consumption.
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