But word is that you're not actually British - you're Estonian, or something. One of those Godforsaken Eastern Bloc countries anyway, where the men are all prettier than the women, and far less frightening.
So why the affected (and, to me, slightly irritating) persona? English blood? Or perhaps the claims of being Latvian (or whatever) are just a smokescreen? Or perhaps I misread, or am completely delusional?