HOW SHALL WE REMEMBER THEE?

"I'm allergic to life."

or

"This isn't my grave. please dig me up."

or

"what are you looking at?"

or

"I was alive when they buried me."

or

"you should come here at night."

ps. unless i can visit my own grave, i really don't care what it says there. ;)
 
Tombstone

Over here in Oz a few years back there was a campaign to get everyone active and doing things instead of sitting in front of a television holding a beer can.

The slogan for the campaign was "Life. Be in it."

That's my choice for a tombstone. :D

Alternatively, "Life. Be in it..... NOT"

Cheers
Teri
:)
 
CHIPS'
You make me howl, How about a sign that says
"Not to be dug up til xmas. "
 
Or ]
"A life is for life not just for..."
aw fuck it you can only go so far with the one joke.

Which reminds me...
What do ya call two members of the royal family dying within 8 weeks?...


A start:D
 
Sorry, I still say:

"Don't bury me in the cold, cold ground
Barbeque me in chunks, and pass me around" :D

chipsanddust: Reminds me of that Woody Allen movie, where he is frozen and brought back to life in the far future...a bunch of anthropologists come and ask him questions, which he answers incorrectly.

Thanks Goofyfish.

Perhaps I should hire strippers, too? THAT would be funny.
 
i herd about a funral ceramony where you are shot into orbit, to burn up in the atmospher when you fall back down again. THATS what i want. Space fasinates me
 
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