How are babies made?

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Yes, the loss of wisdom alone is a tragedy for all mankind. Oh well.

<i>"Looks like the couch is gonna be empty real soon. Gotta little time..."</i>

Have a look at his abacus too. It must be malfunctioning because I have posted, maybe, five new threads as of late, not thirty.

<b><i>"Even though bowser has put roundabout thirty new threads..."</i></b>
 
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the loss of wisdom alone is a tragedy for all mankind
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Oh, the pearls we squander...

Have a look at his abacus too
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I think it has something to do with those from the Pollux V system. They always did have trouble operating any kind of calculator, much less an abacus, with those 9 fingers per hand.
 
babies dont come from storks... or lawyers..... or from the rain.. are you people stupid?!?!?! they come from the hospital!!... duh.
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Oh, the pearls we squander...


Well if you will cast them before swine!:D


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Darn! I'm locked. I really want to answer that but haven't any good replies. ...Shoot!

So what else is new?

Anyhoo... Stork?
What the fuff happenend to the cabbage patch?

Oh Mother!
 
Darn! I'm locked. I really want to answer that but haven't any good replies. ...Shoot!

<i>"So what else is new?"</i>

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Ah, don't feel lonesome, we all have our moments. It is the way of things. Better luck next time to us all.

nightfall,
they come from the hospital!!...
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Are you sure that is not a fairy tale your mother told you? When did you hear this? Just before going to bed?

bbcboy,
What the fuff happenend to the cabbage patch?
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I think the stork realized the the cabbages weren't high enough to hide his knobby knees and went elsewhere. Embarrassed was the word I heard passed about....
 
<i>"they come from the hospital!!..."</i>

Yep. I've seen that on TV. You're right.
 
Knobbly knees.

The stork must have brought me then cos my legs look like string with a knot in the middle.

Calamity
 
eh....

Us Pollux Fivers don't have nine fingers, it's a myth. We have a retractable pinky, retractable ! Don't ask me why because ya know what? I don't know why!

I checked the radar reports on babyweather.com, looks like there's a storm headed for the whole eastern half of the US, which I presume includes most of us on this discussion. Break out your nets, because it'sababy season!
 
*looks like there's a storm headed for the whole eastern half of the US, which I presume includes most of us on this discussion. Break out your nets, because it'sababy season!*

My goodness! And my mummy just told me I fell of a Tree, in the Autumn, as a falling leaf! Isn't that true? Now I am really confused. Especially if I think about the fact I have my birthday in February...Oh well, guess in a Storm leaves are falling too. That must be it... :bugeye: :bugeye:

I am sure about one thing though. Don't go out today. Imagine! All those babies falling out of the Sky while the Storm is raging... :D
 
I'm a tad confused about the hospital thing. (I'm always confused, but about this particular thing just now.) We all know television never lies, right? But what about when it presents multiple versions of the truth? Regarding where babies come from, I've seen television do a few different things:

1) From under a big white blanket around Mummy's legs.

2) From the swinging double doors, the doctor walks through carrying Bubsy.

3) They grow in rooms full of cribs, sort of like a watermelon patch.

Now, I know all are true, because they were on television, but maybe television wasn't explaining clearly enough, or more likely I wasn't paying it enough attention. Can anyone help?
 
Well, in rare cases they can come from rainbows, like those skittles commercials (mmmm, skittles, (drools)).


Babies can also come from tubes!

I saw a thing on 'The Onion (best fake-newspaper on Earth)' about how teenagers were collecting miniature babies, you know, the ones that are only five inches long and weigh less than the palm of your hand? Yeah, those babies. They were collecting them like tamogotchies or porn sold on street corners.

But regarding the baby-storm of 02 I managed to catch one without harming it but the lil bugger bit me so I left him in the locker of one of my nemesisES as a surprise.
 
Well, little ones I have no clue but BIG ones...

.....you give 'em what they want everytime they whine, believe their stories and excuses, spoil 'em rotten and let 'em get their way.....add a little water and VOILA!;)
 
You buy them at Supermarkets, that´s all I know, and then you can threaten to return them if they are naughty. Or wait, I vaguely remember standing under a tree with babies growing from it.....when was that?.......memory fading....
 
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