Have you Ever Committed a Felony?

[redarmy11]

I once murdered a large curry.

 

[Dr Lou Natic]

Committed and not been caught?
Who hasn't assaulted someone, or posessed pot, or raped and murdered a hobo?
You should have allowed for multiple selections, unless you just mean who has a felony to their name, I don't have any.

 

[Prince_James]

I am displeased by this blatant thread necromancy in my name.

 

[shichimenshyo]

I heart drugs...well I used to

 

[draqon]

I did a white collar crime...I stole food...

 

[CutsieMarie89]

I assulted someone, broke a guy's nose, arm, and caused a slipped disc in his back, but I wasn't charged with anything... lucky me.

 

[shorty_37]

I assulted someone, broke a guy's nose, arm, and caused a slipped disc in his back, but I wasn't charged with anything... lucky me.

What brought that fury on?

 

[redarmy11]

I am displeased by this blatant thread necromancy in my name.

I know.

 

[EmmZ]

I voted for murder. That's my favourite crime.

 

[CutsieMarie89]

What brought that fury on?

That guy was beating on this old lady because he was trying to steal her bag and she wouldn't let go. When I threatened to call the police he tried to hit and well... I kicked into martial arts autopliot. I almost felt like I was in a movie, but I was really stupid to do that he was probably twice my size. I just got lucky that he didn't have any weapons on him and turned out to be a lousy fighter.

 

[Ghost_007]

A felony as defined by the law? *spits*

Stay clear of drugs, arms and petty school boy shit, the rest is okay.

 

[Prince_James]

CutsieMarie89 is apparently Wanderlei Silva as a school girl.

 

[skaught]

Broke in to someones house once, but never got caught.

 

[shorty_37]

Broke in to someones house once, but never got caught.

Uh oh! How old were you and did you take anything?

 

[codanblad]

speeding? letting off fireworks? underage drinking?

 

[Orleander]

Is shoplifting food a felony?

 

[Democles]

How about felony possesion? Just once though, bad idea and I was REAL sketched out.

That life is behind though, it's straight and narrow from here on out boys.

 

[Democles]

That guy was beating on this old lady because he was trying to steal her bag and she wouldn't let go. When I threatened to call the police he tried to hit and well... I kicked into martial arts autopliot. I almost felt like I was in a movie, but I was really stupid to do that he was probably twice my size. I just got lucky that he didn't have any weapons on him and turned out to be a lousy fighter.

--Please never confront me. ever. hahaha

 

[CutsieMarie89]

--Please never confront me. ever. hahaha

I won't that was the only fight I've ever been in verbal or otherwise. I doubt it'll happen again.

 

[cosmictraveler]

Please give your polled answer only for your most severe crime

If I were to tell you, I'd then have to kill you!