Goodbye athiesm!



It makes life so much easier. God does everything for you, providing you pray for it, although his interpretation of what I say seems a little strange.
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Yes it does! No more need for thinking!!!! I'm so bloody tired of thinking. What good does it do?

And pain and suffering and terrible diseases are completely unimportant, scientists should stop trying to change any of that. These things are just here to test us and prove we have faith in God. And besides since God created disease it must be good, probably a way he devised to allow us to visit him more quickly.
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Ha ha! Stupid scientists! The earth is 6000 years old anyways.

I am so much happier now – simply no need to strive to survive or to worry about anything.
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YES! JESUS LOVES ME! THAT'S ALL I NEED TO KNOW!

I said follow the golden rule. Please, do not pluck out your eye! It is more fun to burn with both eyes open
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JESUS SAID TO! JESUS ALSO SAID THAT I SHOULD KILL PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH HIM! AND GAYS TOO!

Uh oh....that's not good....well then, not gays! Umm, other people!

Stop this, Xev, it is useless.
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No, it is not! I am ON FIRE FOR JESUS!!!!! It's all true because I use BIG BLUE LETTERS!!!!
 
About time I pipe up, no?

"Tyler describing his ideal woman. Tyler also says that I am intelligent.
(Wheeeee! Yay yay yay, Tyler says that I am intelligent!)
So I decided to fix the situation.
I decided to become a Christian."

Xev hun, I wouldn't care if you were the smartest woman on earth, so don't go doing anything stupid. I like you just the way you are!
 
CONGRAGULATIONS VEX!!!! YOU HAVE FOUND THE LIGHT!!!! TO CONVERT YOU MUST ACCEPT THE BIBLE AS THE WORD OF GOD AND ACCEPT JESUS INTO YOUR HEART!!!! CONGRAGULATIONS VEX I KNEW I WOULD CONVERT SOMEONE WHILE I WAS HERE!!!!!!!!
 
XEV COME BACK TO THE LIGHT--THE DARK SIDE HAS TAKEN HOLD OF YOU!! The only way to be a true athiest is to confront a true theist. (yoda voice) You must confront Vader. You have become Vader--become the festering plague of humanity, the last grip on barbarism our culture tenaciously holds upon. Organized religion is the root of all evil. Your fate is worse than hell if you take their path and worship something for someone elses gain. Do not do this.
 
Xev,

I think you are just bored. Why don't you play starcraft with us this weekend :D
 
Athiest again!!!!!

I just realized that I once laughed at a joke involving the Holy Ghost.

I've commited the only unforgivable sin.

Mt.12:31-32
"Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come."

So, the Holy Ghost is stooooo-pid! Neeener neener neener!

And here I am, an athiest again. You'll just have to deal with it, Ty.

Joeman:
I think you are just bored. Why don't you play starcraft with us this weekend
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Hey! Having friends like Erin means you rather surrender your right to judge what I do to amuse myself. :p

What's Starcraft?

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Oh shit, I'm damned for sure now. :D
 
VEX YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL WILL BURN FOR THIS FOR ETERNITY!

This is NOT funny! I do not think that you are serious now! I still think you believe! You must REPENT or BURN!!!!!
 
Xev->Nerd Culture->Second Online Sciforums Get-together. Starcraft is a computer game. It's pretty cheap, ten dolarish, and it has a sequel called broodwar. Get them both and play us. Congratulations on your reawakening athiesm.
 
I'm screwed now, Foxynutter. Is it just me or is it hot in here? I can already feel my eternal damnation, have to take off this long shirt...
 
I'm screwed now, Foxynutter. Is it just me or is it hot in here? I can already feel my eternal damnation, have to take off this long shirt...
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STOP trying to pull Vex away from the TRUTH Pollux V!!!!!

Pollux V, Vex, do you know Jesus?
 
Look fox its people like YOU who give christanity a bad name

if someone wants fo worship GOATS DROPPINGS its there RIGHT
 
Xev,

I decided to become a Christian. I know the Bible and all, but I do not know how to convert.
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"Love your neighbors as you Love yourself."
"Love your enemies."
Love, Love, Love...:)

As soons as you do this, you are a Christian... :)
 
Originally posted by Xev

So, like, do I say a magic word or somthing?
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Yes, you do have to say a magic phrase. But not just to anyone! You must find a devout backyard doctor who takes whiskey as payment, and say the mystical phrase "May I have a lobotomy, please?"
 
"Love your neighbors as you Love yourself."
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"Love your enemies."
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Love, Love, Love...
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As soons as you do this, you are a Christian...
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That's pretty bad advice......because it's not true.

There are plenty of Jewish, Muslim, etc.... people that live by the same rules. Should I let them know that they are actually Christian :eek:

The only requirment to become a Christian is to accept Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour. That is it!!!!!
 
Nah, let them think they are this or that. As long as they act that way, God will be pleased.
 
~The_Chosen~
LoL, what a frivolous post!
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THIS IS NOT FRIVOLOUS! VEX'S IMMORTAL SOUL WILL BURN FOR EVER IN A LAKE OF FIRE IF SHE DOES NOT COME BACK TO JESUS!!!

To become a Christian, one must repent for one's sins and ask Jesus into one's heart!! Then one is a Christian!

BEWARE, Vex, "They" are trying to ensnare you in demonic bondage. You must rebuke "Them" and come back to Jesus and light! Send me a private message to learn more, but I must be carefull - "They" are watching me.
 
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