God and the Devil are real - here is proof 100%

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by Brain reade
"LITTLE LARD JESUS
A Texan claims he has seen the face of Christ in the bottom of his frying pan.
It follows on from another Yank who claimed to have seen the Virgin Mary in a 10-year-old toasted cheese sandwich and a dad who last November saw Jesus' face in a burnt fish finger.

Unsurprisingly these sightings have led American bible belters to debate what God is trying to tgell their blessed people. Well folks, lemme help. He is trying to tell you that while the number of the world's starving people grows obscenely by the hour, obesity among americans spirals out of control.

And that a camel has more chance of passing through the eye of a needle than a lard-arsed Yank, dripping with saturated fat, has of getting through the gates of heaven.

Have a nice apparition now, ya hear?
 
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Ooooh!! 9-11!!!

Idiot.
 
Oooh oooh! I saw Thor in my mashed potatoes!!!!! Ragnarok is on its way!!!!!

duendy said:
It follows on from another Yank who claimed to have seen the Virgin Mary in a 10-year-old toasted cheese sandwich and a dad who last November saw Jesus' face in a burnt fish finger.

Fish have fingers?! :eek:
 
And that a camel has more chance of passing through the eye of a needle than a lard-arsed Yank, dripping with saturated fat, has of getting through the gates of heaven.
- Duendy

:D HAhAHAHahh - nice one Duendy !
 
Athelwulf said:
Fish have fingers?!
Funny little Britishism - fish fillet cut into thin strips and then individually breadcrumbed - kid's food, really. We buy them frozen.

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