Wow...that's asking a lot. My religion would have a list of prophets consisting of anyone even remotely metioned in history, mythology, movies, music, video games, and literature, aswell as many who aren't. There would be a complex heirarchy based on how many years you've been in the system, and what you've accomplished in that time. The goal of my religion would be to make your way towards perfection. Members of my church would be required to study even the most seemingly meaningless subjects, to be in utmost physical condition, to practice all aspects of the arts, and to constantly work at being better at everything. They would be required to fast for 3 days once a month, in tribute to those in third world countries who starve to death. Devout followers, of course, would live in the church; they would have a complex routine with only 7 hours a day devoted to sleep and one devoted to eating/drinking. Twice a year the church would have a party, with coke and weed and boose and cough syrup and some type of hallucinogen to loosen things up. Periodically, I would walk through the streets with the devout followers of the church around me, clearing the way, as they chant the church's propoganda. I would encourage my followers to run for political office, and instill theocratic ideology within them.