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Reuters(Bristol) - On July 25, 1978, Louise Joy Brown, the world's first successful "test-tube" baby was born in Great Britain. Though the technology that made her conception possible was heralded as a triumph in medicine and science, many feared what the future may hold.
Little has been heard from the Brown's since the birth, but John and Leslie Brown, Louise's biological parents, have recently come forward to confess that their unnaturally concieved daughter is anything but a success story.
"Frankly, she wasn't what anyone would call a cute baby, or a pretty child", Mr Smith said in the press conference, "awkward teenager would be an understatement. We hoped that she was just an ugly duckling, but at 27 I think it's safe to say she'll only get worse before she gets better, and we figured the right thing to do was to let couple's who are considering in vitro fertilisation know the risks- their baby will most likely grow into an abomination like our louise".
When asked if it was only her physical appearance that was the problem, Leslie Brown, louise's mother was very quick to respond
"Yeah that's the weird thing, you would expect someone so offensive on the eyes to be sweet or generous or something, but there truely are no redeeming qualities in this girl, she's a bitch, a nasty stubborn bitch with no manners or social grace of any description. It's quite extraordinary."
"I find myself blown away on a daily basis by how beautifull normal people are in everyway, when compared to louise" John added "even the so called 'ugly' ones, heh, there's no comparison".
"Vagrants smell like roses to me" Leslie managed a smile for the first time in the conference, before visibly remembering her utter despair.
Though Louise was present at the press conference, she made only one comment- "what the fuck are you cunts lookin at?", before lifting her rather large thigh to audibly pass gas. Which by all accounts produced a particularly unpleasant odour of unusual strength and range...
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Reuters(Bristol) - On July 25, 1978, Louise Joy Brown, the world's first successful "test-tube" baby was born in Great Britain. Though the technology that made her conception possible was heralded as a triumph in medicine and science, many feared what the future may hold.
Little has been heard from the Brown's since the birth, but John and Leslie Brown, Louise's biological parents, have recently come forward to confess that their unnaturally concieved daughter is anything but a success story.
"Frankly, she wasn't what anyone would call a cute baby, or a pretty child", Mr Smith said in the press conference, "awkward teenager would be an understatement. We hoped that she was just an ugly duckling, but at 27 I think it's safe to say she'll only get worse before she gets better, and we figured the right thing to do was to let couple's who are considering in vitro fertilisation know the risks- their baby will most likely grow into an abomination like our louise".
When asked if it was only her physical appearance that was the problem, Leslie Brown, louise's mother was very quick to respond
"Yeah that's the weird thing, you would expect someone so offensive on the eyes to be sweet or generous or something, but there truely are no redeeming qualities in this girl, she's a bitch, a nasty stubborn bitch with no manners or social grace of any description. It's quite extraordinary."
"I find myself blown away on a daily basis by how beautifull normal people are in everyway, when compared to louise" John added "even the so called 'ugly' ones, heh, there's no comparison".
"Vagrants smell like roses to me" Leslie managed a smile for the first time in the conference, before visibly remembering her utter despair.
Though Louise was present at the press conference, she made only one comment- "what the fuck are you cunts lookin at?", before lifting her rather large thigh to audibly pass gas. Which by all accounts produced a particularly unpleasant odour of unusual strength and range...
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