Finish my Sentence
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...then he died. Everyone died. God died. Even Jesus died. GWB died. Saddam died. Roadrunner died. The only one left was............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
The Great, The Incredible, Benevolent, Omniscient, Omnipotent, Amazing, Ultimate, Mega-Industrial Super-God; The Chuck Norris. He almost cried that day.....ALMOST.....but instead he ran around the world and hit himself in the back of the head and said "Where did this world come for?" Thus....
he could play naked Twister with them but someone forgot....
loaded up on estrogen but ended up "in heat' which prompted Jesus to ....
capital letters hadn't been invented yet and for some reason ....
he specialized in virgins, the whores down at the Old Log Inn seemed to be ....
guys who are neurotic because their penis is too large, the message he sends is for all well endowed guys to .......
accomplish this and deal with your neurosis in a best-selling book entitled ....
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