Finish my Sentence
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but when I smelled smoke I realized that I was stoned, 'what was the kebab recipe?' I asked myself...later back at the lab spectral analysis revealed something startling...the kebabs contained large amounts of.....
...meat! This was totally unheard of! No gristle? Anyway it turns out the poison was in the .....
unpasteurized llama milk I bought at the street vendor stand, it got me thinking, how does a guy get a licence to sell llama milk?, after a little research it turns out all you have to do is....
give the council official a backhander and a night with your sister Doris
.....who is otherwise known as The Grunting Mule. After that the next step is to but some llamas from a street vendor, in the ......
Andes Mountains but first you must become a gaucho, learn to throw the bolos, organize a military coup in Argentina, become a revolutionary, love the Falklands, hate the British and marry a 12 year old ...........
....could you get your llama and your license. Except the stupid llama ate the licence, and I had no money left. So I.....
....flamingo lung disease. A few days later I started coughing, so I.....
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....he said all sales are final and sold as is because....
of the tax situation in Nicaragua and you know what these things are like. I said, 'yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but, yeah but...
it turned out I had the wrong number, this guy was not the flamingo seller, he was the flamenco vendor so to make a long story short I purchased a flamenco dancer from him and to my surprise....
....it gave me flamenco fever. I danced my way...
after doing a wondrous dance that seemed to go on for ages and which appeared to be telling a story of love, deceit and tragedy, she turned round and said, 'You ain't got a couple of raw herrings have you? I'm starving!'
"No, but here's a fishing rod and a shovel, go dig yourself some worms, and once you've done that I need you to....
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"bring them back to me so we can use the fishing rod as kindling to start a fire and...
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