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begged them to build bigger houses. They even offered up their daughters and pledged to make designer babies with dwarfism. There was a crowd in holland who was upset with this, and rebelled against the american freedom fighters....
 
of time. The would inherit the western lands of America because of the, and build a nation inhabiting a super race. The Gods who all other people called Magyar.....
 
pussy. The only weakness of the Magyar people. They easily fell victim to the trap,not because they were stupid, but because...
 
the ability to bare 50 children at once. This gave the men double the hormones, and by some adverse affecvt caused the women to be attracted to other women, only using men for mating. After the trap was sprung, Magyars become a very small majority along with the goat people, the midgets, and...
 
the alcoholics who stayed loyal as long as beer continued to flow from their kitchen faucets, the strength of this alliance became threatened when .....
 
...the Great Hop Famine threatened the gushing of ale. In order to circumvent the sudden shortage...
 
...the Magyars pissed in the alcholics' water supply, it tasted just a little bit worse, but got them twice as drunk, due to....
 
the fact that the alcoholics' livers were practically shot by then, with the alkies satisfied, Magyar attention turned towards the advancing hordes of ...
 
...miniature fighting radishes, brandishing their red and white standard, and crying, at the tops of their voices...
 
"Repent or DIE!!! We are the army of GOD!!! The righteous will destroy their enemies, burn the land and rape the women and children. It is the will of GOD!! We, the Sikhs are the TRUE followers of God!!" Luckily for the Magyars, there was also a radish famine in a few of the Midget(the Midgets are now a race) villiages.Conscription took place, and the borders of New Hungary(the home of Midgets, Alkies<yes, they too are a race>, Magyars, and Bagianans(homo hircus) were gaurded by the Midget armies in the north(where the radishes were). The Magyars guarded the other borders, and no other nation dare think to invade. The Midgets however, were hungry, and sought the radishes land to be their new home. Josef Szentz-Gyorgi, a Hungarian ninja(espionage, unconventional warfare)......
 
...pointed out that the radishes themselves were edible and quite tasty and that coveting their land was foolhardy. He volunteered to inflitrate (using his ninja stealth skills) and bring back samples for a radish tasting party during which...
 
he was converted to cabbage family ideology, became a traitor and spy for the Radish multitude, he was subsequently responsible for....
 
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