Finish my Sentence

[shorty_37]

at the Local Gun shop, loaded up my jeep and headed..

 

[Dunn11x]

over to the a**holes house that cheating on my fiance, lol.

 

[shorty_37]

I pulled in the driveway turning the headlights off and

 

[Dunn11x]

Realized my Springfield .45 would make a loud sound, so I made cheap silencer from a soda bottle and tape so that'd I become an eraser

 

[GeoffP]

promptly erasing myself and ending the thread once and for all, thank God.

 

[Zardozi]

Slap!

 

[shorty_37]

me harder said geoffp as I walked up to him shooting him at point blank range stepping over his.........

 

[GeoffP]

unusually large endowment.

"That's my grant you're stepping on," he said, picking up his papers and ending the thread forever.

 

[shorty_37]

so he thought, until.......

 

[shorty_37]

I stepped on his over exagerated.......

 

[Dunn11x]

Sock stuffed pants, but he didn't make a sound, then I realized he isn't even a man!

 

[Nickelodeon]

...Meanwhile in another dimension, the Last Samurai was battling with the last of the Mohicans, when suddenly..........

 

[shorty_37]

Daniel Day Lewis dropped his rifle on his foot in scene 8....

 

[Killjoy]

...causing an accidental discharge which rendered him incapable of...

 

[draqon]

seeing, hearing, and feeling anything, He could only smell and taste, so he had to lick everyone to feel vibrations coming out of their mouthes and interpret them as words, he used the vibrations detected by his tongue to understand what they were saying, whereas he licked them all over so that they decode his licking to what he was saying, but just than he soon became incapable of...

 

[shorty_37]

of understanding a fuking word you are saying

 

[Nickelodeon]

....and thus the brain cells self destructed, exploding into a blistering goo of crap and such.........

 

[draqon]

and that and also this and that, but than after all of that, finally a bunch of crap of goo and such...

 

[shorty_37]

verbal diarrea just kept flowing like a raging river down........

 

[MacGyver1968]

..the back of my pants, leaving a large stain of...