Finish my Sentence

[Nickelodeon]

.......and the universal computer computed that the answer was zero all along, and that the meaning of existence was.............

 

[draqon]

....that the universe had to create a computer that will compute the answer and find that it was a zero all along, and that the meaning of existence was....

 

[lucifers angel]

they found the meaning was to be happy, bare a family, and be excellent to each other.....

 

[draqon]

and not to drink, smoke, or to take drugs so that their children are healthy...

 

[lucifers angel]

then they found that life was pretty boring and went into a fit of dispair, thinking about suicide has a way out......

 

[draqon]

but it was not a way out because the only way out was to continue living on and make sure nothing like this would happen again with anyone else...

 

[Nickelodeon]

....but the media frenzy and chat rooms of the internet could not stop talking about Britney Spears or Paris Hilton, and thus the fate of the universe was doomed........

 

[cosmictraveler]

but alas there was some interesting ideas that were discussed at Sci Forums from time to time which....

 

[lucifers angel]

kept people going nuts and killing each other with bordom...

 

[Nickelodeon]

...as the retarded redneck brigade invaded SciShores.......

 

[[a-5]]

SciShores...and proceeded to plunder our villages of intellect and violate our cattle...

 

[Killjoy]

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...but at the very least enlivening the proceedings by forcing the trite, self-absorbed "intellectuals" to do a passable rendition of the Uzi Shuffle, blasting away madly at the floorboards as they swilled down...

 

[wesmorris]

.... enormous doses of their own smug, rendering them oblivious to the dire predicament developing around them. As bullets wizzed by and even through some of them, they concerned themselves only with ...

 

[draqon]

love between them, overpowered by their emotions they have united their bodies into a unison dance of rhytmic...

 

[Nickelodeon]

.....stabbing and impalement, followed by metal/skin penetration and organ rupture. Culminating in total utter ....

 

[cosmictraveler]

disbelief that aliens were about to have a party at the white house even after they were told ....

 

[draqon]

that the coctail did not have the 11.300000076% of ethylene as they have ordered from the bistro...

 

[Nickelodeon]

.....but in fact has a fatal 11.300000077% causing instant death...........

 

[cosmictraveler]

from which a governmental agency will arise and start to...

 

[Nickelodeon]

.....implement Project 'Super Fun Happy LSD' whereby the water supplies were laced with questionable additives...........