Finish my Sentence

[Oniw17]

the dieing children of Africa, and cooked in...

 

[shorty_37]

the holy water they found in the river beside the waste contamination plant that produced.....

 

[Nickelodeon]

....plum sauce. Suddenly a nuke went off in her pants....

 

[ashpwner]

....while a crafty jew snuck of with all the jewness in the world

 

[Nickelodeon]

...and established the new Kingdom of Heaven on Earth. God was jealous, so he..........

 

[ashpwner]

he sent a nuke while having a a big ...

 

[Oniw17]

party...

 

[shorty_37]

.....he invited all the non christians and satan worshippers to gather around the fire and whispered..........

 

[Oniw17]

which caused a wildfire, killing all the guests

 

[ashpwner]

...god i wish that sandy would totaly shut up and stop saying she looks like celebs when she wont post a pic of herself omg are we gosping shame on us!

 

[Oniw17]

...god i wish that sandy would totaly shut up and stop saying she looks like celebs when she wont post a pic of herself omg are we gosping shame on us!

That's the last thing those pagans(slang) heard before dieing a...

 

[ashpwner]

...of a wonderful and pleaseant death

 

[shorty_37]

but then ahhhhhhh in the midst from the sky they saw.........

 

[ashpwner]

.....Ashley and new that the messiah had come.

 

[Nickelodeon]

....and then he left. With everyones money. "WTF? " they thought. As he ran away laughing his head off.....

 

[ashpwner]

while he went and got muged by the true messiah nickelodeon...

 

[Oniw17]

,after which his head rolled into the pits of hell..

 

[shorty_37]

where he was looking into the eyes of BARON MAX's severed head and.......

 

[Oniw17]

his body shit itself from the...

 

[ashpwner]

erection of baron max that was slowly creeping towards him!