but then the french chef wanted to...
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go out for some brie and croissant...so I.....
went to the loo to relieve....
his purple pee...from all the tequillas... and then found out he caught his.....
mustache in the door, which had started...
to ignite when he was...
who was watching Fawlty Towers on the Tele while...
beating off to a french whore in the local print...
when all of a sudden his wife appeared and said...
which do you prefer, 69er or full frontal, to which the french twat replyed..
...you should be talking to your hubbie, as he was the one beating off to 'me in a magazine'...
when he was interrupted when his son came in and...
...said, "Oh Dad!"
The alien spacecraft landed about two miles away and...
sucked all of them into their...
vacuum noses which looked like large...
brass spitoons dripping tabaccy juice onto the ground all around the...
leftover baboons entrail droppings that were...
so very extremely stinky, so a maid passing by.....
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