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...for it was not they, but the poor dumb bastid's pal Ned who was the Upteenth Incarnation of the Sub-Messiah, tasked with the lofty responsibility for...
 
keeping the beer cool and flowing. This proved impossible because jesus was slamming them back like he was about to die soon. Jesus stood up and said "
 
LET'S GET NAKED MY CHILDREN!!!!!!!! WHOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" - at which time he summarily collapsed into a pool of not just his own vomit, but that of a few college greeks that happened along and couldn't resist free beer flowing from the fire hydrant jesus had blessedly converted to this most tasty of beverages. Ned however, ....
 
...do the levitating mad-fandango contra-potential jig , a sure sign that the membranes of the multiverse were...
 
...previewed by the impending mixture of counter-intuitive paradigms contained in the sub-space "wavy gravy" of the...
 
Sumo wrestlers this side of Japan, and the rikishi's mawashis despite being worn between the butt cheeks, are later boiled with Goanna testicles and served to....
 
...Warren Jeffs and his merry band of "full-on polygamists", for as the President and Prophet, Seer and Revelator sez, "They give ya plent of "...
 
Obviously had his head so far up his arse that they could analyze with fright'ning accuracy...
 
And thus after two attempts, Geoff finally realized that this wasn't the end after all, but he soon died at the hands of
 
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