....and summon a herd of angry Buffalos to trample his enemies.....
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with hugs. One buffalo was named Oprah because
.....well, why not? Oprah rocks! And her hooves were quite suitable for the occasion. But once they climbed the hill, they could see in front of them - a large army stretching as faw as the eye can see....
consisting entirely out of belgian hobbits. Oprah's army crushed them without mercy underneath their hooves, cracking belgian skulls like they were of Iraqi children. A blood flow turned into a mighty red river ...
...and washed all of our sins away. Except for murder - that would require the spleen of a kitten. Thankfully the great cat killer, Samsonite, appeared in the West......
belgium with a troop of tame lions
with fire-breathing abilities surgically removed...
sprinkled with WMDs
and that kind of blabla, however the lions were equipped with rocket launchers
attached to their teeth.....
...except the dragons displayed their one weakness, their love of puppy dogs......
and their puppy poo which the gobbled up like it was
but the lions launched their rockets before they had a chance
and defeated the pathetic dragons, crushing their bones like weak cardboard.....
, meanwhile dragon cardboard images fell to reveal the real dragons behind it all...of course these "rockets" felt as though toothpicks have been thrown at the dragons, their skin bounced off the attack and the rockets were now accelerating at hypersonic speed through intercontinental trajectory at the lions...
but the lions killed the dragons and shitted in their eyeballs for fun. Then the powerful lvl113 mage turned up
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