naked prostitutes on wooden shoes, which all
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were covered in pig shit because.....
..IAC was in town and he couldnt control himself....
as to prevent spuriousmonkey from chain ganging the prostitutes and taking them on a guided tour of the pig farms of Holland on foot, and when they returned......
they were thoroughly satisfied by spuriousmonkey and declared that from now on they couldn't bare the thought of other men touching them and since they couldn't have spuriousmonkey again they all turned to divine lesbianism. Every year all of them send a postcard to spuriousmonkey showing themselves in action naked. And god saw that it was good.
meanwhile Oprah had IAC on her show and ..
meanwhile Oprah had IAC on her show and ..
he was such a hit that Oprah began producing his show, to field questions from callers about the Global Flood Model, ancient mapping, submerged megaliths, and how to stop spuriousmonkey from saturating the world with his noxious mental ether, but.......
...no-one watched. Viewing figures dropped until the only people left were unconcious in a hospital bed after being voluntarily tele-lobotomised.....
as the noxious ether of spuriousmonkey-thought enveloped the Earth, unabated, and so, ......
the question arose, Did Spurious do Oprah? In a Penthouse interview she went on and on about how....
..he kept monkeying around....
until people threw him scraps of ....
work of art, so highly prized by .......
Kay four yaun six.....
a beast from outer space intent on eating all presidents of earth
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