...but they went unheard in a vortex of imminent destruction initiated by the great .........
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...poop.....
known also as jesus. This great little man walked the earth to spread the message of ...
...hate, destruction, nukular war, and other wonderfull things that hastened the comming apocalypse ............
and predicted a man named after a plant would initiate the total destruction of mankind. This man....
....had managed to grow 5 brain cells in his head. Fortunatley this was enough to win the vote in a certain country and become President. On the last day in office he pressed a red button - something he always wondered about.............
and a secret door was unlocked. Beyond it was a staircase descending deep down into the bowels of the earth. After going down for at least an hour he entered a cave filled with fire. A man with horns and a tail approached him and said ...
...."Welcome home, my son".....
and the man with the name of a plant burst out in tears and hugged his old man. The old man with horns and a tail told his son to go back upstairs and do what he needs to do. He went upstairs as he was told and ...
....did what he needed to do:.........
....learned to speak without a teleprompter...however, he still needed to....
....have an earpiece surgically implanted into his skull, with a direct line to Osama Bin Laden. "Invade Iran" the voices told him. "Do it! Do it now!". So he did, and the rest is history......
...that was written by our republican lords, who will rule for.....
...any money they can get...
...through their black magic blood drinking, reptilian rituals. however, they do make exceptions with....
....fluffy little kittens....
... in our stomaches...
...on a bed of a thousand dead unicorns.........
...staring at us from the asylum...
...and that was on a good day - on Friday the 13th...
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