It's one of those things that come up from time to time that you figure must be a headline straight out of The Onion.
If only ....
The news from Georgia:
League Commissioner Don "Moose" Lewis explained that racism has absolutely nothing to do with the AABA:
As I see it, there's not really much I can say. "Moose" Lewis speaks well enough on his own that there's not much to add. Although I will note that I can't wait for the expected partner, the WAABA.
I'm still hoping I just smoked too much pot last night and am hallucinating this. And maybe when you click the link the story will be about gardening or NASCAR. You know. That sort of, This isn't real, feeling. This isn't happening.
But it's such a vivid mirage. God, I must be lost in the desert somewhere.
Or maybe I'm hallucinating time. Like, it's really 1940, and what is this "computer" thing I'm typing on? And, really, typing? Isn't that women's work?
Okay, okay, write your own damn punch line. I'm still recovering from the reading experience.
I mean, those quotes up there can't possibly say the words I'm seeing, right?
I mean, do white guys really not grab their own crotches? I mean, I never really noticed before. Not that I'm on the lookout for men scratching their balls, or anything, but it never occurred to me that only the black and hispanic baseball players were grabbing themseles. I mean, I never noticed that the white guys didn't.
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Notes:
Byler, Billy. "Basketball league for white Americans targets Augusta". The Augusta Chronicle. January 18, 2010. Chronicle.Augusta.com. January 23, 2010. http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/latest/lat_704670.shtml
If only ....
The news from Georgia:
A new professional basketball league boasting rosters made up exclusively of white Americans has its eyes set on Augusta, but the team isn’t receiving a warm welcome.
The All-American Basketball Alliance announced in a news release Sunday evening that it intends to start its inaugural season in June and hopes Augusta will be one of 12 cities with a team.
“Only players that are natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league,” the statement said.
Augusta Mayor Deke Copenhaver, who has publicly expressed his support for minor league teams in the past, said he would not do the same for this team.
“As a sports enthusiast, I have always supported bringing more sporting activities to Augusta,” he said. “However, in this instance I could not support in good conscience bringing in a team that did not fit with the spirit of inclusiveness that I, along with many others, have worked so hard to foster in our city.”
(Byler)
The All-American Basketball Alliance announced in a news release Sunday evening that it intends to start its inaugural season in June and hopes Augusta will be one of 12 cities with a team.
“Only players that are natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league,” the statement said.
Augusta Mayor Deke Copenhaver, who has publicly expressed his support for minor league teams in the past, said he would not do the same for this team.
“As a sports enthusiast, I have always supported bringing more sporting activities to Augusta,” he said. “However, in this instance I could not support in good conscience bringing in a team that did not fit with the spirit of inclusiveness that I, along with many others, have worked so hard to foster in our city.”
(Byler)
League Commissioner Don "Moose" Lewis explained that racism has absolutely nothing to do with the AABA:
“There’s nothing hatred about what we’re doing,” he said. “I don’t hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here’s a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like.”
Lewis said he wants to emphasize fundamental basketball instead of “street-ball” played by “people of color.” He pointed out recent incidents in the NBA, including Gilbert Arenas’ indefinite suspension after bringing guns into the Washington Wizards locker room, as examples of fans’ dissatisfaction with the way current professional sports are run.
“Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?” he said. “That’s the culture today, and in a free country we should have the right to move ourselves in a better direction” ....
.... “People will come out and support a product they can identify with. I’m the spoken minority right now, but if people will give us a chance, it’ll work... The white game of basketball, which is essentially a fundamental game, works.”
(ibid)
Lewis said he wants to emphasize fundamental basketball instead of “street-ball” played by “people of color.” He pointed out recent incidents in the NBA, including Gilbert Arenas’ indefinite suspension after bringing guns into the Washington Wizards locker room, as examples of fans’ dissatisfaction with the way current professional sports are run.
“Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?” he said. “That’s the culture today, and in a free country we should have the right to move ourselves in a better direction” ....
.... “People will come out and support a product they can identify with. I’m the spoken minority right now, but if people will give us a chance, it’ll work... The white game of basketball, which is essentially a fundamental game, works.”
(ibid)
As I see it, there's not really much I can say. "Moose" Lewis speaks well enough on his own that there's not much to add. Although I will note that I can't wait for the expected partner, the WAABA.
I'm still hoping I just smoked too much pot last night and am hallucinating this. And maybe when you click the link the story will be about gardening or NASCAR. You know. That sort of, This isn't real, feeling. This isn't happening.
But it's such a vivid mirage. God, I must be lost in the desert somewhere.
Or maybe I'm hallucinating time. Like, it's really 1940, and what is this "computer" thing I'm typing on? And, really, typing? Isn't that women's work?
Okay, okay, write your own damn punch line. I'm still recovering from the reading experience.
I mean, those quotes up there can't possibly say the words I'm seeing, right?
I mean, do white guys really not grab their own crotches? I mean, I never really noticed before. Not that I'm on the lookout for men scratching their balls, or anything, but it never occurred to me that only the black and hispanic baseball players were grabbing themseles. I mean, I never noticed that the white guys didn't.
____________________
Notes:
Byler, Billy. "Basketball league for white Americans targets Augusta". The Augusta Chronicle. January 18, 2010. Chronicle.Augusta.com. January 23, 2010. http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/latest/lat_704670.shtml