Kneel and Adore Thy Holy Xian Semen from Above
I chose not to include this post with the "Essenes and oral sex" thread, because it does not refer to oral sex specifically.
[Moderator edit: This post and the few after it have been merged into the current thread. One thread on this topic is enough.
Hey, I'm not making this shit up! So, I thought I should start another thread on the topic. As they passed the Holy Chalice (Holy Grail?), they drank the communion of ancient Xians.
There's no evidence that JC used his semen as the Last Supper, but there is intriguing evidence that some of the most ancient Xian sects predating Catholicism found deeper symbolic and spiritual meaning in using semen as the sacramental wine of the Communion.
This ancient ritual of semen drinking was considered to be partaking life itself. It was the symbolic drinking of Jesus' blood and semen that would attain for them eternal life. It should come as no surprise that combining both rituals, the semen-drinking believers believed this was eternal life. Their newly found Xian beliefs in eating Jesus' "body" drinking his "semen" and "blood" ensured them their true place in heaven. The ancient symbolism of "sex" equalling "death" is played out here. To recover the product of sex, the ejaculate, ensures victory over death of the body.
Of course the Nicene Creed of 365 ACE, universally mandated Xian doctrine that led to the establishment of the Catholic Church, such beliefs were condemned. But this did not stop Xians from their beloved beliefs and more erotic interpretations of Xianity:
"... However, some Xian sects were still practicing an uncensored version of the anointing ceremony that used actual semen either painted on the forehead or flicked in the face--the Church called this practice the 'malodourous chrism.' The Church then established what it called the 'good chrism,' or in Greek, the Eucharist."
"In the Xian's version of this rite, the 'good chrism' is swallowed in order to infuse its life-giving potential. This act of performing ‘sacred fellatio’ for the male saviour--swallowing the royal seed, so to speak--leads us to the notion of the receiver of the “good chrism” emulates the goddess--in particular, Isis--servicing the male god."
(Sorry, folks, it appears that I could have included this in my other thread, Essenes and Oral Sex).
"In ancient times, sexuality and divinity were seen as inseparable aspects of the ever-begetting Universe; sexual rites were an attempt to harness the generative powers of creation, as well as a celebration of the mysteries of life and rebirth. The Church saw fit to preserve the essential elements of the sexual mythos in the modern day Eucharist, while hiding its true meaning, indicates that the Church recognized the mystic potency of semen rites.
The definition of "Eucharist" specifically relates to the oral ingestion of the emblems of the Last Supper. And as already referenced, semen was at one time considered just to be a holy "emblem."
This is further validated by far as one of the more intriguing examinations of the true origin of the "Eucharist." Semen is shown as having been ritually consumed in "Agape" (the original ceremonies of the earliest Xian sects wherein "...many of the rituals involved the anointing and swallowing of this sacred substance [semen], an orgiastic ritual that had been the bane of the OT prophets...".
Here are some Biblical teachings upon which the Eucharist was founded:
John 6:47-55
"47 In truth, in truth I say to you, those who believe in me have eternal life.
48 I am the bread of life.
49 Your fathers, who have eaten the manna in the desert, they are dead.
50 This is the bread which is descended from heaven so that those who eat of it never die.
51 I am the living bread which is descended from heaven, if anyone eats of this bread, he lives eternally, and the bread I give is my flesh which I give for the life of the world.
52 The Jews have disputes amongst themselves; how can this man give us of his flesh to eat?
53 Jesus said to them 'In truth, in truth, I say to you: if you eat of the flesh of the Son of Man, and if you drink his blood, you will no longer have life in yourselves.
54 'He who eats of my flesh and drinks of my blood has eternal life, and I shall resurrect him on the last day.
55 'Because my flesh is truly a nourishment and my blood is truly a beverage.'
How does a man give of his body to eat and of his bodily fluids to drink without cutting himself, without injuring himself, without damaging his flesh? Through his Godly member, his penis.
There is only one way to God, and there is only one solution. We are obliged to accept this life force that promises us eternal life as well as the promise of descendants. Xians believe it is under the auspices of a holy man's sperm that the flesh of JC was able to be a high-protein nourishment, like the manna in the desert that kept generations alive.
This practice was not new to JC nor did JC invent it. It was used prominently by the Essenes which JC was a member. 'Love' was the fundamental principle of the first Xian communities. They communed together as often as possible, and the name 'agape' in Greek 'apago' means 'I love.'
Saint Epiphane described the ceremony of the Eucharist, but attributes it exclusively to the Xian Gnostics. The Roman Catholic Church (RCC) believed it to be a human offering (sacrifice) at the altar and said "men and women reciprocally ate the reproductive seed of humans, turning to the altar, and saying (to the All Mighty) "Offerimus tibi donum corpus Christi" "We offer in sacrifice the body of Christ!"
The Council of Carthage abolished Agape and replaced it with these fraternal gatherings and reciting the Mass. That's when the love was left out of Xianity and that cold, lifeless ceremony called the Mass is still celebrated in our Xian cult.
It was eight centuries later when the Pope proclaimed the dogma of the Transubstantiation of Christ's body, blood and semen, and was voted in 1207 by the Council of Lateran.
"The World of the Eucharist", published by Monsieur the abbot Bion, with Victor Palmé, Paris, 1873. This work, perfectly orthodox, received the approbation of the public, conceived in flattering terms by Mr Augustin, Bishop of Nevers, and dated in Châtillion-en-Bazois, 10 Octobre 1872. This is what it said, p.191:
(Hey, before I quote what the Monsieur said, today is October 10, 2003! That would be exactly 131 years ago today!! Wow, what a concidence!)
"It is by the manducation of the fruit of the tree of life, that the Holy Spirit must come upon us. It makes us full of life, this wine which germinated the virgins."
"...the fruit of the tree of life...", the ejaculate. Could that be what brought about Adam's fall? And how does one "germinate a virgin" with a Eucharist wafer? The substance Monsieur is speaking of is the holy semen of Xian men. Is it any wonder Catholic Priests have worshipped their semen and spread it all over the place? They were only doing what came naturally.
